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It was a Christmas Eve most would prefer to not remember later on. It was cold and damp outside, and a blizzard was stirring up...

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by chocolateisamust

Falling into the Pot - Edna's Story: Part One

My mother and father were standing outside the tent of a Neopian Seer. They decided to step inside for a bit from the cold...

by shrinkme

The Darkest Faerie Rises: Part One

She was a young dark faerie who hated who she was. She did not want to be evil or cruel; she thought that it was not fair that she could not decide what kind of faerie she was to be...

by ewagon

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Snowager Teasing 101

The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it. (Notice it’s always the meepits who do stuff...and then humans repeat what they did.) When he's asleep, take all of his stuff, and painstakingly glue it to the ceiling one by one...

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The Bruce, the Trends, and the Bow-tie Suit
As I skated across a large pond in Neopia with merely a red scarf around my neck, I noticed something that every Bruce had--except for me...

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Who Needs a Royal Paint Brush? IV: Christmas Finale
"You look happy," Courtney observed, amused as she slid some bacon and toast onto his plate. Alec positively beamed...

by 3dcourtney12044

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An Interview with a Xweetok
The first place I checked was the Chocolate Factory in the Neopian Bazaar in Neopia Central because I had been told by a friend that the Xweetoks loved chocolate. Bingo.

by dark_knights_sabre

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Snowball Fight!
You are supposed to throw snowballs at the Neopets and Petpets on the other side of the cool-colorful-stone-thing wall. That means no hitting Faeries.

by fip

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Mashed Potatoes
What can I do with it?

by third_potato

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My Brave Mutant
It's true. My mutant Kougra is scared of spyders!

by supreme_artist

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