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Gifts for Draik Fans

When a certain Neopet species pet day is coming up, do you always wonder what gift to get your NeoFriend? What do you get for the one that`s crazy about Kougras, or loves Lupes, or think Acaras are amazing? Now that Draik day is upon us, I have put together this article to help you find a great gift for your NeoFriends that adore Draiks.

by aleu1986
So You're Having a Bad Day

Dedicated to any Neopets player who's had a bad day. That means you.

by ellbot1998
Faerie Cloud Racers Game Guide

If you’re interested in mastering Faerie Cloud Racers 1 then read on! This small guide is only the basics, but after practice and some of that “mastering” stuff, you might very well have a shiny trophy on your Neopia shelf. So, let’s get on with the guide!

by _d_o_g_
Mystery Pic: Questions Unasked & Answers Unsolicited

Although the Mystery Picture Competition is back, regular participants will have noticed it has undergone some changes. The competition has also been made a lot more difficult than it was before its disappearance… which means you’re in need of tips now more than ever, right? ;)

Also by sacados

by minnesotan

Snow Wars II: A Trophy Guide

Are you a trophy collector? A game enthusiast? Or maybe you just really want to become a champion of all the Neopets games! This guide will help you on your journey to reaching those high scores and obtaining yourself a very nifty trophy!

by magic_man_4_eva
Things You Love, But Will Never Have…

>I thought I'd wander over to the Help Neoboard and ask the people there what goals THEY admire, but will never have themselves. I received a lot of thought-provoking and interesting replies! I omitted the commonplace ones from this article, such as expensive pets and galleries. Instead, I wrote about the more interesting and unique goals that the players have!

by indulgences
An Interview with "Brains" Mortigan

HAUNTED WOODS, LIVE - Hello there! I’m Kuszemi and I’m here to interview one of my fellow brethren, "Brains" Mortigan of Haunted Woods, one of the two Usuls that play in the annual Altador Cup.

by an9375
Uncover the Mystery: Mystery Island in a Weekend

Summer is coming to an end, but before getting school starts up again why not take on more long weekend getaway? Peak touring season is over in Mystery Island so now is the best time to go, prices are low and so are the crowds! Here is a comprehensive guide to getting there, back, and everything to do in between to get the most out of your last hurrah.

by tkprtyrhd
The Secret Lives of Invisible Pets

With a little saving you could have your very own invisible pet! However, it’s just possible that when you paint your pet, a little more goes on than you had first expected…

by katzam
Backpacking On A Budget - Part 3

Hopefully that gave you a taste for exploring Neopia and you are ready to discover more. So whether you still have the rest of your gap year to fill or you are just reading these articles as inspiration for your next holiday I hope to explain how you can explore Neopia on a budget.

by equinewhispers
 
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"Dazzling Draik's Dilemma" by _brainchild_
"Christine!" exclaimed Nadaba the Maraquan Draik. The owner turned, wondering what her pet was so excited about. "Yes?" she replied. "You have an offer on your Pink Draik Morphing Potion!" "Really?" answered Christine joyfully. "Let's go over to the Trading Post and see what the offer is." Christine, Nadaba, and another one of the owner's pets, Florezca, crossed the wondrous ocean waves to make their way to Mystery Island. The shining water reflected the sunlight, resulting in a beautiful display. "Wow!" exclaimed Flor as she gazed at the breathtaking, picturesque scene.




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The Discovery of Brightvale -- A Celebration
Splendid banners of green, white and gold hang proudly in every doorway. Tapestries and all manor of decoration imaginable adorn the walls of every hall. A grey Kougra in a smart black suit walks through the halls of Brightvale Castle, his dress shoes clicking on the cobblestone floor with every hurried step he takes. As he rounds a corner, he slows his feverish pace, and takes a moment to re-collect himself at a large, wooden door.

by dewdropzz

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A Day in the Life of Jeronie
What an exhausting and frustrating day. My day off and I spent it cleaning out my overly stuffed safety deposit box. If only the first thing I had run into hadn't been my stash of smug bug sticky paper. I am glad no other Neopians stopped by to see me. First I got one stuck on my foot, and while trying to remove it got another stuck on my left paw. My teeth finally got me out of that situation. Where did the rest of the day go?

Also by starburst_cutie

by applefaerie99


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After ACX: Part One
When it comes to the Altador Cup, there is no shortage of comment pieces from a wide variety of sources. But in every story, one viewpoint is missing. This is that missing viewpoint.

Part One - Snow

Also by lil_em06

by swimmingstar01


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The Gallant Return of Kathryn and Tobin: Part Two
Finally the morning of the trip arrived. Tobin and I ran home from school as fast as we could, I because I was excited, my brother because he wanted to check for the eight millionth time that he had everything he needed packed. When we burst through the door, we found David and Gina standing in the kitchen with Mom.

by fields_of_gold

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Aisha Soup: Wig Out!
Toupee or not toupee?

by the_shii

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Count Ariathia
Well... That's not what you want.

by moonlitennight



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