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Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9

Comics

	Am I Not Cute Enough? ;.; Cute Pets To Rescue... Anubis: check, Kadoaties: check, Hasees: NOPE! Art by xo_madison_ox by pineapple_apple
	In the Shadows of Neopia They really should close that portal before something bad happens... oops. by morrigan_a_aensland
	SugarFull You've got no style! by dya_katt108
	A Day At the Magic Shop! Things that can happen when you shop at the Magic Shop... by lovedraik
	Gothic Wings - New Glasses?! Shoyru... Aisha?! He must be blind...! by sacred_darknezz
	Ninja Friends You must learn the ways of the ninja, young grasshopper. by crazygurl4287
	Mystic Madness Imagination? Or is it? by cherry_sakura
	A Step Behind 1 lb? Riiiight... by dragon_charmer302
	Hungry Enough? I got you some jelly... by superstarsusie01
	Amikarashui #5 Random Event Part 2 by bluecloud300
	Zapped! Mmm, petpet! by bluefrog656
	It's a Dangerous Sport *Do not let your snow neopet play with fire yooyus owed protection. It can cause melting and deformation... by _fontain_faerie_
	Blu Buddies A Blumaroo that's never seen a Baby Blu??? o.O by jackaloo
	-kicks Snowager- kick Also by _devimon_ by futuremrsharrypotter
	Titanic Giant Squid The Maraquan ruins... by maxima550
	A Neopian History Lesson: Chapter 1 Some of the more interesting facts about Neopian History you don't know about. Let's start with a little Meridell History... by buffylemon
	Slorg Slime #4 Come sit with me by the fire, stranger, and I shall tell you a tale like none you have ever heard... by theicyworm
	Who Is the Liar? Ah ha! by xxsharikxx
	Neoventures Should plushie petpets be washed in the laundry? by guardianpinkneko
	The Shoyru Days of Summer Wanna race? Also by mustard_rules by uogy
	The Not-So-Wise Skeith (#1) I figured out a way... by skeithey
	Altadorian Cobb Salad Dinner courtesy of Underwater Fishing... by tissuewaster
	Unknown Title: Boredom EXTREME FUN!! by pikemaster1
	Oblivious Mwahahahh! FINALLY! by furaiki
	Little Orby screech by tashni
	Magical Mayhem- Double or Nothing The magical and talking King Skarl heads side doesn't lie. by sejii_jackson
	The Neopian Times: Around Neopia! Different ways to enjoy your weekly paper! by musiclives2001
	ROFL! Note to self... by kizzthekitten
	Laney-lue 1: Why Not to Hug a Pea Chia Poor Chia... by usul_blue_ribbon
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVII You think you know a guy. by khestrel
	Yuppers! Cloudy with a chance of rain. by cocoakitty95
	Island WG: Never eat a... Scary... by siri_magatsu
	Adventures of Two-Eyed Pete Paint Brushes are so overrated... by shannanisim
	Just Sit Don't take the threat lightly, either... by katopia12
	Stop the Food: a New Random Event is Coming! This day was a very bad day. by tulilipe

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"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean?

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Through Three Eyes
"It's nothing," Salba mumbled, sighing and hanging her head low. I could tell something was very wrong. "You don't need to know yet..."

by psychopsam

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Sal Vs. The Neopian Times
Speaking of stories, this story I was about to deliver to the Catacombs, was brilliant. I know it sounds egotistical, and Miles will tell you I am, but...

by lemmykoopa300

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A Hero's Tips for Heroes to Be
I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...

by elfwick

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Name Me, I'm Yours!
What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Pirate Steel: Part Two
Garin snorted. "You heard the little twerp; sounds like she's hated pirates since she was two. No way would she read books about us..."

by quinn9x9

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part One
"Not many people go to Qasala these days..."

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by ssjelitegirl

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