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Weird Shop Wiz Secrets!

Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers.

by indulgences
How to Raise Your Krawk

So, ye sprouts be wanting to own a Krawk, aye? Well, as a Krawk myself I could offer a few pointers.

by mecha_fang
7 Tips for Helping Your Lab Ray Pet

It can be rough on your pet to be subject to the whims of the Lab Ray Scientist, so here are some tips to get each other through the changes and tough times!

by erikakaiser
The HATPC Tips No One Told You About

I noticed a few nuances the developers included that weren't mentioned in the tutorial.

by flufflepuff
Tricks are Treats: Show Me the Candy

Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy.

by neuroticat42
The Meepitcalypse

Really what creatures have we unleashed into this world?

by lando2251
The Pumpkin Patch Volume One

10 Pumpkin items to get you ready for Spooky Day!

by ilovezacandhsm
Daunting Pirate Captains

Pirates are feared across Neopia. They sail the open ocean in search of ships to board and plunder for riches.

by aleu1986
Making Mutant Pets Look Glamorous

Mutant pets sometimes get looked down upon for being "scary" or "intimidating".

by qwandu
 
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"Sjörén Earns His AAA Rating" by peirigill
He took a calming breath, and opened the door. Outside, three of Neopia's most famous youths were holding a stand-off. Abigail Avinroo, a precocious Blue Aisha, tossed back her curled bangs defiantly. Next to her, her red-haired cousin Lulu folded her arms with a resolute expression, blocking the retreat of Sjörén's potential new client, Neopia's self-proclaimed Games Master, AAA...




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The Meerca Chase Secret
"And when we are all completely exhausted from Meerca Chase, what does Mr. Genius suggest? Let's go down the hole in the secret level! There must be something exciting down there!"

by catmegami

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A Little Help
"Do you mean to say," crooned a cool, silky voice, "that you refuse to give me the Red Poogle Toy that I requested?"

by liouchan

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Missing - Part Three
"We should really talk to her about it."

"Talk to who about what?"

What do you know, right on schedule.

by chasing_stars44


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Children of the Lonely Stars: Part Eight
Rin said carefully, "Don't want to rush you people, but them getting in here would be bad, right?"

by saphira_27

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Simply Grumpy
Codestone Love

by talacheziggy

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Badly Armed - Pick Up Your Phone!
The person that you are trying to reach can't reach their phone...

Art by trixinadia

by tedypicker




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