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Whether it makes you laugh, confuses you, or prompts you to go on a question-asking rampage, determined to find out who Chet Flash is, it is always a vital part of the Neopian Times. It really is quite an enjoyable pastime to just refresh for hours, reading all the different phrases. You may want to try it for a while. However, where did they come from? What do they mean?

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