To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

Outside, the weather is always gloomy, with dark clouds and plenty of rain. Your pets mope around the house, doing all their chores slower than a Slorg. All of you want to take a break from reality and go on a vacation! And this year, my favorite pick is the Darigan Citadel. It's a fantastic place, filled with fun activities, impressive games, cheap shops, and a whole lot more! I know, I know. You're wondering about my mental health due to the insanity of this suggestion. But just finish reading...

Xweetoks have been a mystery ever since they were introduced to Neopia, and no one has found the solution to this mystery. Some Neopians believe that Xweetoks are evil. Some believe that they were Sloth's runaways. Nobody knows the Xweetok's true origins, or why they sport their unusual features. So I decided to take a closer look at this mysterious Xweetok and find out what their unusual features are for...