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One Calm Day in Space

"One calm day in space, Gerald the Orange Grundo was monitoring the stars for any potential danger. This was an easy job these days since..."

by spukl1
A Surprise for Trudy

"It was a breezy spring afternoon when Trudy decided to go on one of her long walks around Neopia. She loved basking in the warm sunshine and smelling all of..."

by maddie_bangz
The Young Archer

"Altador was lovely this time of year. The sea breeze was cool and gentle, the smells of fresh pastries and floral perfume filled every corner of the city..."

by quartu
The Beach, in Five Stages

"Camille watched the waves crash over the golden sands of her home, Mystery Island. She was no longer crying, as she was pretty sure she had cried every tear available to her. She couldn’t..."

by dennykins
The Unexpected Gift

"Athaleas grunts and groans as she stretches in bed. Sliding her head out from underneath her pile of pillows, she manages to open one eye and attempts to check the time on her alarm clock..."

by _dezygurl_
 
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A Quick Buzzer and Buzzer Honey Guide



Have you always wanted to know more about buzzers and the honey they make? So has Chadonis Rumpbottom, the owner of Honey's Apiary, which is a-buzz with all kinds of honey-making Petpets. She has compiled a quick non-comprehensive list of different buzzers, their quirks, and the flavours and uses of their honeys for you, dear reader: Common Buzzer - local Buzzers are a friendly sort, and thrive almost anywhere where they can find flowers and plants. They may take a liking to a Neopet-built hive, but they also make their own in the trees. Buzzer honey is sweet and thick, and good for a sore throat! Pink and Purple Buzzers are variants of the local friendly Buzzer, and live quite happily alongside each other, and their honey tastes different. They have a notable preference for their respective colours in flowers. Pink Buzzer Honey is light pink, and has a little cotton candy-like flavor, and Purple Buzzer honey is lavender in colour, and tastes similarly lavender-y. Grey Buzzer - Grey Buzzers are quite the sad little creatures by nature, and like low-to-the-ground and dark places to live in. Their best honey season is during the fall, and their honey tends to be thicks and grey-ish in colour but tastes quite lovely despite the unappetising appearance. It's also an excellent mood-booster! The Grey Buzzer buzz is a very distinctly low, moody one.



Other Stories


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Are Your Negg Prizes Gathering Dust?
Well, folks, that’s a wrap on another successful Festival of Neggs! Neopians gathered in Faerieland this year to celebrate one of the most popular annual events. Yes, the Festival of Neggs

by lyzzy170

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Top 5 Neopets Pranks That Should Be Real
Every year since Year 3, Neopians all over the world waited with bated breath for the clock to strike midnight on April 1st. What would The Neopets Team come up with this year to prank Neopia?

by dottie27a

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Not the Best Family Reunion
"In a dark corner beneath a Classic Neohome, amid a labyrinthine laboratory, a molten bunny’s cackling echoed. Leala, her fur currently dark like burnt-out coal, stared gleefully at a computer screen..."

by kayixu

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Ashes of the Alabriss
"Hanso had made significant progress with Taffy. Between respecting his boundaries, feeding him while Brynn was at the stable, and occasionally offering him treats, the Naalala was now confident enough to allow Hanso to pet him…"

by salem_822

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TNI #1: The Important Question
They say grey clouds have silver linings.

by elshastara

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The Goth Usul's Shoppe: Totally Normal Jelly
A series following the goth usul’s chaotic salesmanship

by the_anonymous_ninja



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