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	Surreal Estate Agents! Tired of your boring old Neohome? by andypopo
	What time is it? It is time for surreal puns! by chlo26
	The Struggle is Surreal Those everyday Apple Bobbing problems by mousebroker
	A Lenny Conundrum A desert lenny finds herself in over her head. Collab with thabos and ghatna by rawbeee
	The Son of Kyrii The things we do for fame... Collab with use darkobsession by ohsnap_syndrome
	Parallel Neo-verses Why does everyone have a different magma time? Collab with friends_rock2135 by roxanna203
	Pile O' Bones: The Meaning What's the meaning of life? by cassanthia
	T3h Praedius Two dimensions is plenty! by arttimo
	The Chazz - Rumour SURELY these beings don't exist right..? by shellshocks
	Topsi's SURREAL dream Oh no! by whitezea
	Why Do We Have Hands? There are many reasons... Collab with mikurubeam297 by riparu
	The Treachery of Pipes Caution: Do NOT play Sewage Surfer here Collab with andymanak by silakbo
	Royal Pain: Space Soda Now in [REDACTED] flavour by winner19955
	The Surreal Exhibition Have you ever felt that your painting was staring back at you? No? Well, now you have! Collab with fishmas and sunbathr by acara_575
	Surreal Sickness You've gotta be pulling my leg... Collab with t0tor0. by truebrony
	Two Conflicting Worlds~ Made to help celebrate the Surreal NT Collaboration~ by praline01
	A Big Misunderstanding He misheard but still did his best! by pequepanda
	Down the Cybunny Hole What lies beyond the mysterious entrance? Collab with theofloppy4135 and timothy1692 by verna_
	PrePAWSterous: Surreal Idea How do baby pteris even eat? by pau_meow
	Le fils de le Ghost Lupe Everyone knows how much the Ghost Lupe likes Chias... Collab with cisko116 by baiuki

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The Surreal Recipes of the Cooking Pot

Neopia is a world filled with surreal ideas. A city of magical beings that once floated on clouds, haunted woods inhabited by grotesque creatures, cities that are underwater and underground, and in the sky there’s a space station, moon colony, and a satellite that causes random events. But those are some of the more obvious examples; Neopia has plenty of more subtle surrealism. Take for example an unassuming cauldron on a tropical island which possibly has the strangest property of all: fusing objects together. I’m of course talking about Jhuidah’s Cooking Pot on Mystery Island, and I have a list of some of the odder recipes that can be mixed. Get your aprons on and mad scientist goggles fastened as we check: “Mixing with the Cooking Pot takes knowledge and finesse, Who knows if you’ll end up with something surreal or a mess!“ However just mixing the recipes together isn’t enough to satisfy my curiosity...

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