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Surreal Estate Agents!

Tired of your boring old Neohome?

by andypopo
What time is it?

It is time for surreal puns!

by chlo26
The Struggle is Surreal

Those everyday Apple Bobbing problems

by mousebroker
A Lenny Conundrum

A desert lenny finds herself in over her head. Collab with thabos and ghatna

by rawbeee
The Son of Kyrii

The things we do for fame... Collab with use darkobsession

by ohsnap_syndrome
Parallel Neo-verses

Why does everyone have a different magma time? Collab with friends_rock2135

by roxanna203
Pile O' Bones: The Meaning

What's the meaning of life?

by cassanthia
T3h Praedius

Two dimensions is plenty!

by arttimo
The Chazz - Rumour

SURELY these beings don't exist right..?

by shellshocks
Topsi's SURREAL dream

Oh no!

by whitezea
Why Do We Have Hands?

There are many reasons... Collab with mikurubeam297

by riparu
The Treachery of Pipes

Caution: Do NOT play Sewage Surfer here Collab with andymanak

by silakbo
Royal Pain: Space Soda

Now in [REDACTED] flavour

by winner19955
The Surreal Exhibition

Have you ever felt that your painting was staring back at you? No? Well, now you have! Collab with fishmas and sunbathr

by acara_575
Surreal Sickness

You've gotta be pulling my leg... Collab with t0tor0.

by truebrony
Two Conflicting Worlds~

Made to help celebrate the Surreal NT Collaboration~

by praline01
A Big Misunderstanding

He misheard but still did his best!

by pequepanda
Down the Cybunny Hole

What lies beyond the mysterious entrance? Collab with theofloppy4135 and timothy1692

by verna_
PrePAWSterous: Surreal Idea

How do baby pteris even eat?

by pau_meow
Le fils de le Ghost Lupe

Everyone knows how much the Ghost Lupe likes Chias... Collab with cisko116

by baiuki
 
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The Surreal Recipes of the Cooking Pot



Neopia is a world filled with surreal ideas. A city of magical beings that once floated on clouds, haunted woods inhabited by grotesque creatures, cities that are underwater and underground, and in the sky there’s a space station, moon colony, and a satellite that causes random events. But those are some of the more obvious examples; Neopia has plenty of more subtle surrealism. Take for example an unassuming cauldron on a tropical island which possibly has the strangest property of all: fusing objects together. I’m of course talking about Jhuidah’s Cooking Pot on Mystery Island, and I have a list of some of the odder recipes that can be mixed. Get your aprons on and mad scientist goggles fastened as we check: “Mixing with the Cooking Pot takes knowledge and finesse, Who knows if you’ll end up with something surreal or a mess!“ However just mixing the recipes together isn’t enough to satisfy my curiosity...



Other Stories


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The Dream at Illmoor
The dream of that awful, haunted night will stay with me forever. Perhaps by relating my account, I might be free of such thoughts, but I have little hope of that after so long...

by herdygerdy

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The Celestial Egg of the Tyrannian Plateau
There is a tale that borders on fantasy and reality, told by seers and prophets that describe how the plateau, canyons, culture, and lush forests of Tyrannia came to be.

by deadpoolio809

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An Interview with Darrel Latch
Please enjoy our latest entry to the Eyes on Central interviewer series, with acclaimed art filmmaker, Darrel Latch.

by homsar_eggplant

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An Eggs-istential Interview with the Giant Omelette
A Surreal Interview with One of the Treasures of Neopia

by fox_confessor

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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
“I swear it was an accident,” Kayla began again, her voice shaking, “I didn’t mean to trap Rohane in a dream!”

by parody_ham

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The Adventures of Fanny in the Land of the Bizarre
Today was the day Fanny would find an Aquaberry. She breathed in and could taste hopeful anticipation in the dry, dusty air – an air just waiting to be filled with the joyful tribulation of finding a fruit of such precipitous precipitation.

by rielcz



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