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Valentines Day - Love Puns

A little Chia love.

by eenlee
Avatar Collecting Can Be "Hard" (as Ice)

"If he gave it to you, then you're worth it."

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by joslucca3000

Punchbag Bob's True Defense

Who needs a good offense when you've got good endurance?

by vortext
Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

It's like April Fools Day, but in February instead.

by winner19955
Happy Valentine's Day!

Featuring the beloved Weewoo and A Heartfelt Valentines Day Card

by xsugarush
Avatar Hunting Problems

Just how many of these do you expect me to kiss...

by kennielee
Help Wanted

Help still wanted.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Love is in the Air

It's true love!

Also by bha288

by bittersweet52

Vampires In the Mirror

A tale about to how love yourself

by janderson_lee
Jokes!!

No....

Also by oldcorpsebreath

by soccergirl101397

Happy Valentine's Day

From your secret admirer :)

by keruza
Share the Love

Happy Valentine's Day!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Secret Valentines

Uh Oh...

by icanhaskaila
A Valentine Fit For a King!

Safety is a real concern! giant cards lead to giant paper cuts after all... or kidnappings...

by my_bento_box
 
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"Matrimonial Persuasion" by kalnya
When Nabile first plotted with Tomos to rob the rich Kyrii nobleman who had come to ask for Princess Amira's hand in marriage, she little dreamed that she would end up proposing to the selfsame nobleman herself. In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it… Nabile and the Pteri handmaiden entered the grand hall of the palace just as the ceremony was starting. While scouring the room for a good spot to watch the proceedings from, Nabile's gaze became arrested by the portrait of a strikingly familiar Pink Ixi. She unconsciously drifted towards it. The smiling young princess depicted in the image was affluent, contented, and carefree — not adjectives Nabile would normally have thought to associate with her mother, who she remembered as a bitter, acerbic woman with pretensions of grandeur. Contrary to what faerietales would have you believe, the premise of "beautiful princess falls for lowly commoner" did not always end in happily-ever-after.




Other Stories


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The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain
Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk.

by _brainchild_

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Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues
Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”

by downrightdude

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Charity Corner - Recap and Review
As this year's Charity Corner comes to a close at 11:59pm NST this Friday, we look back and reflect at this whirlwind of a weeklong event that caught many people off-guard after a break in 2016.

by runintherain

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The Top 10 Valentine's Day Spots In Neopia
Gathered in this article are our top 10 best Valentine's Day places in Neopia! These locations also double as great places to bring friends, or just to treat yourself with a night out, so even the anti-Valentine’s Day crowd might just find their new favourite spot in this list.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx


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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Three
"Someone approaches. You will not fail us, son of Kass." I was just in time to hear the faerie utter the words before The Three turned on the spot and vanished.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr



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