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Issue: 516 | 14th day of Collecting, Y13

Comics

	As You Were - Part 09 Over the course of the week... by crainwater
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 6) The artist will not draw noses unless they are absolutely necessary. by prismfire
	The Perfect Halloween 2/4 Well, at least you don't need a candle in the dark, Victor! by djudju22_8
	Story of My Life ~ Geraptiku Part 3 EUREKA!!! by aquaventusterra
	Kadoatie Tails - Home Security Reason #27 Also by crystallus by sylviau
	The Floating Islanders - Sekrat the Thief pt 3 Guys! HELP! by yankeesrule244444456
	Speak No More: Gurgle Because you never notice a drowning neopet sitting beside you... by laehlani
	Fitting In The problems of owning a Maraquan, baby, and mutant pet... Story by barir644 by tohkano
	Improper Use 3 -part 2 of 2- If Dr_Death left, would Rose be happier? by solitarybird
	Talk About Random It's super effective! by buizelmaniac
	Shades and Hues 33 That awkward moment when the creator becomes the creation... by mstr_dark
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Happy Negg? Happy neggs will make ANYONE happy C: by shamaela
	Guess Who I Am Oh, I know! by airlineer
	Royalty Is Overrated My pets would hate me for this. by diatrybit
	My new Petpet 2.0 That little Aisha is having some problems choosing his petpet. But... Well. Do you think he still wants one? by baltoy
	Faeries Priceless. by pinkkea
	Ice Cream is a Pain Eat it. Don't wear it. by skygar9
	Ventures #5 Repercussions Part 2. As far as spies go, this guy's not so much an acorn as a Symol... by neo_coaster363
	Aisha Aisha The ugliest paintbrush color of this year! by sparklingneptune
	"Just Add Water" Maybe Jerry the Kacheek shouldn't have gone swimming after visiting the lab... by wcsa88
	A Spooky Halloween, part 2 Trick-or-treating is magical! by ghostkomorichu
	TouShoy! ...What just happened? by littlepuffypuff
	The Youngest #2 Having trouble keeping faerie food on the table? by fariy287
	Neopia Story Toroko the Ogrin questions her taste... by hachishinchan
	Dead End: Intro Hush. by killable
	Techopalooza: Clothes Thank goodness we don't have enough NC for that. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	The Luck of the Draw: Grarrl Warrior 46... 47... 48... by blue_thunder94
	Mismatched Agreeing on a Neohome location can be tough... by makimia
	Misty- Strange Family We still don't know who put the bacon in the hall. by mist222
	A Cautionary Grarrl Tale How did you eat the WHOLE thing? by frozenicicles
	No Way! Some of us have very little patience... by fire_wolf_cat
	Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 1) Now With %50 More Coffee by blackaavar
	3 Royals plus 1 - one Happy Halloween...i guess? by white_tiger0226

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"Sibling Rivalry" by a_greenparrot
"I can't believe that my pathetic brother managed to dominate an entire city with robots that only know one phrase," Jenni ranted. "What if the leaders of the world came to admit defeat? Would you just greet them, 'No intruders permitted'? Well, it would be pretty hard for people to surrender then, and if they couldn't surrender they probably just go back to fighting. If I had been the one to conquer Shenkuu, my robots have an entire dictionary programmed into their brain..."

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Searching for the Forgotten Shore
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I grinned and said firmly, "Krawk Island."

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There Is No Way Out
Letting your eyes adjust to the light, you come to the realisation that you're in a dungeon.

by trininity

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Guide to the Neopian Pound Board
If you've ever clicked on the Neopian Pound Board, you might have been a little overwhelmed with what you saw. The board moves a million miles per minute.

by ultimatekai123

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How to Throw Snowballs: A Snow Wars II Guide
During the first stage of the game, you are given different types of snow-blocks which are used to surround your snowmen.

by sacred_lioness

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Cloud Flute: Part One
"He was a Draik, though he was different from the ones we know now. To say he was huge would be an understatement. This beast was colossal, with a tail so thick it could uproot mountains and wings so massive they could blot out the sun."

by aquadaika

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Morphica Begins - Part Five
"Of course you hadn't, Morphica. That is the greatest marvel of it all; no one other than the Defenders knows."

by kristykimmy

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