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Issue: 461 | 17th day of Gathering, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 14 Embarrassment... by buizelmaniac
	The Perils of Being a Labrat: Lab Stats -Whooooa- Idea by id_24 by lucylu317
	Faerie Fables: Part 2 of 4 Negg Faerie by purplebee2000
	Speak No More That new flatulence soundtrack is a real killer... by laehlani
	Wardrobe Woes I hate glitches. by _vinegirl_
	Neopups Comics Clockwork Yooyu can give out good souvenirs sometimes. by coshi_dragonite
	Chew Before You Swallow I suppose a simple sorry wouldn't cut it. by dusty
	Caution: May Bite Welcome to Tanni's, may I take your order? by beastybas
	Tin Box: Pound It Pound It... yeah. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	Work in Progress 4 - Jelly Woes Some jelly should be relabeled Gross Food. by gammock
	Floppy Tongue It's hard to tell others you have it. by kittytoes
	One Fish, Two Fish The Replacement, part 1 by fish_puddle
	Famous -- New Clothes Part 1 Where did Cereais get those new clothes? Read and find out. by arctic_wolf___
	Question How do you get to Faerieland with no wings? =/ by irishpoet
	Neopets Physics Wonders The Flight of a Skeith by hidden_0_o
	Bread and Butter Breadfish by _epiphany_
	Behind The Scenes: Second-Hand Does he even have a nose? by elyk442
	In the Name of Science I mean, really, what's next? Stained wood tables? by lombre
	Snazzy-ish: Independence She IS two years old, you know. :O by neon_leaf
	Adolescents - Zombie Zombie! by kineclap
	A Sweet Quest The Snow Faerie has a secret...! by mythical_book
	Spooky #100!! Komo and Tombstones work out their differences... maybe. by ghostkomorichu
	A Fated Encounter A chocolate Chia finds her way into the annual Chocolate Con, and hilarity ensues. by kiwibutter
	Don't Take It Literally... Chocolate? by x__sayitaintso__x
	The Choco Factor It was for the best, if you think about it. by jillstreeter
	Spots, Dots and Carrots Dreaming about faeries can be dreaming about fear-ies... by lovisa966
	The Dangers of Being Chocolate Beware of owners. Art by ravemuch by blinkie_x2
	The Wheel of Mediocrity ...It can happen. :) by adventure21
	Team Mayhem What Flavor is a Negg? by dark_moon_blossom
	Chocolatey Obsession What really goes on inside a chocolate factory? by iced_cookie1
	Neopian Neophyte - Never Ending You will never have enough money to satisfy your curiosity. by leedom111
	Silly Tales! The Annual Chocolate Ball by spudcake133
	A Chocolatey Situation Very chocolatey. by kazumasiera

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Obtaining the Invite

Oh, don't look so discouraged. It's not that great, really, with the chocolate swimming pool and the carved candy replicas and the sweet new delicacies... Tell you what. How about I give you some advice? You know, to improve your chances of getting an invite? Now I won't make any promises of course, but I do know that the owner of the chocolate factory likes to invite chocolate fanatics. I'm not talking about people who like chocolate; I'm talking about people who LOVE chocolate...

Other Stories

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Streetwise
The Crown City of Meridell was a bustling hive of activity, and for the moment Perry was just one more face in the crowd. That, however, was about to change.

by shinkoryu14

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Ten Thousand Faeries
"I'll teach you some manners," Hubrid said...

by sylviau

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Neopia's Food Stores: Rated and Ranked!
Neopia's greatest chefs and food critics have assembled to take on the ultimate task: tasting the food of and rating every single food store in Neopia.

by purplepeggie

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Old vs New: Which Game is For You? Part VII
In Faerieland we will take a look at Maths Nightmare vs Maths Nightmare and Faerie Cloud Racers vs Faerie Cloud Racers vs Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers. We then will jump over to Neopia and look at Meerca Chase vs Meerca Chase II.

by lakefox

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An Eternity Unbreakable: Part Six
"I do not recall being so merciful as to have let you survive our first meeting," an invisible speaker hissed.

Also by 777lehuanani

by ludmilia

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Avey's Castle of Hope: Part Three
The Brightvale Pound was quiet that day, with no children piling at the window and laughing or munching on Avey's goodies.

by puppy_girl252

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