"The Life and Lies of Madame Wisteria December Lane" by xxxmagiabellexxx My name is Madame Wisteria December Lane. Or at least, that's what it says on the index card by my cage. I have a name for myself, though. Wisty. Who needs a 33 letter-long name when you're going to be trapped in a cage, perhaps forever? I really don't know why Neopians put up with us...
The Adventurer's Guide to Adventuring! Instead of wasting your day staring out of your window, have an adventure! Don't know how? That's what we're here for!
The One about Lightmites: Part One I have obtained a Bachelor's Degree in the science of light, an admittedly little known study, but an important one.