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Issue: 388 | 17th day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Grey Day Edition sigh by pikemaster1
	Neo Asylum 2 Happiness is fleeting... Drawn by jellyshroom by sakananao
	The Hero Society - #22 In which the entire mission kind of goes out the window. by bearcatt
	Pain(t)ful realization I've decided to change my look. by siddiemeo
	Random Events in Neopia 5 Yay for fluffyness! by spirited_dolphin
	The 4 Tails What are you looking at? by ledgers_angel_3
	Doin It Old School Style Well, I guess that snowickle is going back to the petpet ray tomorrow. by abcdsnowfall
	SOLD OUT!#2 You want a WHAT?!? by _pokemon12_63
	A Sad Celebration Happy Grey Day! Art by hakimvansoffthewall by tanyawebber
	Yurbles, Heroes? The best neopet. by loroserrano
	Gooey Snot, eh? by turquoisebird47
	Balthazar and Captain Obvious It doesn't take a therapist to see he's a little upset. by pink_nautilus
	Drama Llama Xweetok? It's basically the same pet, right? by apricate
	Spooky Spin, spin, spin! by ghostkomorichu
	Unhinged But they said I could eat anything! by sharkies
	The 'Tok of the Town: Mystery Meat Zhang and Koda decide to go out for a snack...but what's REALLY cookin' at Kyrii Kal's House O' Chicken? by moonlightfear
	Strange Antics #3 I'm not scared. by thestr4ngeone
	Milk Money And then the zapper glitched... by plumbus
	About That Being a mutant... by arcanneia
	Ewwww! Ree! How could you?!?! by misshamsterlover
	Starry Stuff Grey Day Special What?? Grey is the best colour ever?? by marilltachiquin
	Undying Love Warning: Obsessive Pack Rat Syndrome only affects owners. by ruby_chrysenthemum
	Neopian Anomaly Darn oblivious, unappreciative tourists... by lizica166
	Rightside Down Ew, there's hair all over my chocolate. by cheeperstheowl
	Random Chronicles I gotta check the high score list! by monkey_dx
	Contemptible Ways "This is outrageous!" by contemptible
	Purple Candlesticks Bless you. by xx_alanah_xx
	Purple! CLOTHES MONTAGE! YAY! by arycapricat
	In Our World [1] Neonpets rocks! by yokubou
	Why Won't You Work?!1? 'Nuff said. by dragonstorm_75
	You Are Attacked By A Noil! A Noil attacks you. by m3rcuri
	Nerfed Oops. by d0rm0use
	PWNed by the lab #6 Hello, Little Neopets. Script by genta1111 by empoleon07
	Grey Days Because being the faerie of greyness just isn't hard enough already... by suparainbow13

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"A Knight's Nightmare" by rocknrollpup95
The screeching of the metal door woke Squire Meekel up. You would think that after being in this prison for over two years, he'd be used to waking up to that every day. He'd been in here so long that he forgot what it was like to wake up to the songs of the weewoos and Pteris and Lennies. He forgot what it was like to wake up to the rising sun. Who knew when he would wake up to those...

Other Stories

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Grey Today
Even grey pets could be happy, couldn't they?

by sunshine_nine9

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The Cave
Night falls.

A family of grey Korbats droops from the ceiling of a dark, damp cave.

by arsenal_seaman

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How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile
Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile.

Also by enchantmentunknown

by fieryangel40

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The Truth Behind Neoplants
Now EAT SUN! EAT SUN! Rawr rawr rawr rawr! XD

by xx7flame7xx

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The Wish: Part One
"Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..."

by newmoon653

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Secrets in Shenkuu: Part Three
"Princess Lunara, what are you doing in the kitchen?" he inquired. "This is a place for servants and chefs, not princesses."

by a_greenparrot

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