"The Dung in His Soup" by yellowsugardog He needed to go out and eat soon. Ben had already wasted sixteen out of eighteen thousand neopoints that he was supposed to conserve and make last the entire month. How was he to know that buying a new outfit and...
I, Sloth, King of Meridell...: Part One In my glory days – Sloth's glory days – I would not have even considered answering such a daft question. But now, such inquiries were routine...