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Battledome Tip #1

Why *not* to use your Honey Potion first...

by faerie_essence
ChEeZe DoOdLeZ

What would we do without the art of a three-year-old?

by _x0xsnowangelx0x_
Roc's Box

Someday, this question will be answered.

by green_roc
Window Eh... Snacking?

When an ordinary day in the marketplace isn't so ordinary anymore...

by meganurule11
Packrat Peril

Shouldn't have asked... xD

by gamefreak774
Victory...?

Rohane declares a premature victory...

by lauziloges
The Neopet Odds

NOTE: Scouter was not harmed... too badly...

by dadylman
Cloak-and-Dagger

Moral of the story: don't eat anything 100% ice.

by hyun713
Alter Ego

What is it THIS time?

by queen_starshine
Illusen's Quest

I think someone woke up on the wrong side of the glade.

by zelda2222
The Valley of Spam

How unfortunate.

by chichikokoyamma
Stolid Solids

I wonder how mallow Grundos and choco Kacheeks taste...

by darkangel_neo14
SuperPetz

It's lucky! :)

by bluberrie3
OMGSH! ~ Darigan Pets

Starring Hylicity

by melissa_melly618
Gone Batty

"There's no harm in asking!"

by dogsndragons
Something Has Happened!

The JubJubs didn't think it was funny...

by redish_green
Grumpy Old Sea Dog

I HATE Neggs. I feel sick. :(

by luvas
The Last Straw

Flora did not like Chias in the first place...

by tomantha3
Stupid Scooter

For a Gnorbu who reads books 5 hours a day, he's a idiot. : D

by mustangstar13
The Bunker

Vrilyo REFUSES to wear spandex. T_T Ever.

by hubadawaha
Done Deal! - It's NOT Fair

B-O-R-I-N-G!

by pantheray
T3h Praedius

Jewelry'd to death!

by arttimo
Meridellian Mayhem - Silly Sidebar

"Just because the sidebar said I said it doesn't mean I said it!"

by ikkin_with_attitude
Something Has Happened!

It just takes longer than you think...

by malodramatic
An Evil Blechy Hat

They look all cute and stylish, but sometimes, the opposite is true...

by rhcprules177
Laundry Problems

No clothes were buried in the making of this comic. c:

by cherry_sakura
Bite Me

I am NOT your mighty steed!

by nanu_kid
Random Oddness

Faerie what?

by mistyqee
Pink Poogles and Glowing Jelly

Peace At Last

Also by aqua_blue_dragonfly

by flufey_is_cute

Inanity

Are you even listening to me?

by butterfly_girl_22
Delectable Edibles

Who knew this stuff was edible?

by xtreamerider01
About the Altador Cup...

Who would want to be on a team like that?

by comined_cuzzy
The Locker Room

There are times when even "The Black Hole" should consider passing.

by keng200
Holiday Giftbags

Nothing special.

by shakespearean_actor
Kryonus: Altador Cup!

Ahem! Are you listening?

by icesmith
Feisty Faeries

This year, the competition is fierce.

by starlitdown
Random Something

Much ado about the Darigan Yooyu!

by silvermare200
 
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"Well, what's taking so long? It's not as if I'm asking you to go sing a lullaby to the Snowager! You petty little Neopets are so annoying sometimes." She shot another nasty look at me and stormed off, her wings buzzing in irritation. Used to the routine, I followed her through the purple fluffy tunnels of her lair...




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I was awakened this morning by a school of Noak nibbling on my paws. There is still no sign of land or rescue...

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An Unexpected Treasure
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So You Want an Electric Pet?
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Dear Crabby: I'm A Superstar, You're Not
So now I'm not only the crabbiest Mutant Lenny advice columnist, I'm the richest Mutant Lenny advice columnist! All bow down to my awesome might!

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How Soup Saved Neopia: Part One
Finally, to top it all off, when Gargarox had been hurrying to finish a batch of Space Rocks, he'd been startled by the station's announcement speaker. This had caused him to drop a Space Rock on his toe. While hopping around the kitchen, he had knocked into a pile of plates...

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Book of Wisdom: Part Six
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