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Issue: 284 | 23rd day of Running, Y9

Comics

	Pointless Nonsense - Games Room They really redid the games room, didn't they? by petfriendamy
	The Problem with Jetsams Better be a Green one. by dariganduck
	The Hard Way - The Price of Laughter Cal learns the price of making King Skarl laugh. by anela19
	Fables: Similarity by Comparison 'Oh, relax, Tear!' by ann13131313131
	Master Plan? Here we go again..... by celrbubbles
	Altadorian Explorer Somewhere on Terror Mountain... by catspook
	Tale of Woe: Aftermath Let the plot prize madness commence! Also by kbbob by thunderwolfcrys
	Evil Feepit #15 He's got potential... by fmoura_98
	Groom Tschaja THAT is fun. xD by siri_magatsu
	Abnormal Espionage - Entropy and You What's not to love about virtual life applications of the laws of thermodynamics? by kazenkori
	Babies... The trouble of baby pets...!! by louise_the_zero
	Pet Peeves Secret of the Darkness Faerie by digitsez
	Life as an Aisha: Monthly Freebies When it comes to free food, never trust your siblings. by xlaq
	Done Deal! - Stupid Things! Something wrong? by pantheray
	Two Babies in a Cot We love you, Boxy!!! by autumn_belll
	Define Idiocy Word of advice, take a solid pet to the temple. by darkness1300
	Bowl of Rice #1 You're in BIG trouble! by jazminz3p
	The Bunker Poof! ... again. :D by hubadawaha
	Dandilion Tails in: Not Welcome Here! Neopian Eats Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	R.S.M. Issue 2: Oxy-moron by cardquestmanager
	A Good Job! Nothing is more important than help when you need it. by _zilex_
	Wingoball Victory! Victory?... ??? Art by krispykritter6 by mryddian
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode X Razzle Daezzelle Part II by khestrel
	Why Some Neopians Don't Make... Good Teachers Also by fairynotes by imogenweasley
	Not Really I think I like Scabus better... by shettisen
	Never Give Up!! Or try, try, again. Let's not forget the flip side, never surrender! Also by hello5346 by aiyakhiori
	Lupes? Brave? So... Lupes are brave? Yeah, that's what we all thought... by england_dragon_249
	The Neopian Life The truth always hurts. by niumaten
	Neofreakz - New Laws of Comedy Why are we standing here doing absolutely nothing? by lnvadervex
	Utterly Random Inside the Lunar Temple... by arornedhel
	Gelert Days But I'm a GIRL! by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	A Sad Rainbow cry Drawn by leparfait by xlaxed
	Weird Life O_o by miss_dragoness
	Feepit Frenzy Eww! by fariy287
	Under Drawn Got any sandwiches? by alaskawombat

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"The Nothing Faerie" by blackwell
"We Elder Faeries seal you into the Cave of Choice. In the cave somewhere there is each element a faerie can possess. The elements may call to you in any way possible. Not all the elements will call you. Usually three to five call you. One is always the dark element. Once you touch an element, you become that faerie. Only then will you be able to escape the cave..."

Other Stories

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Thor's Tales: The Rainbow Pearl
"There only are about twenty rainbow pearls in Neopia and they're worth so much that if Queen Fyora would sell only one of them, she could retire from the whole Hidden Tower business..."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

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Glacia
Ice hung from the mouths of caverns, ice floated and bobbed on the surface of the gale-haunted sea. It was a glistening white paradise of a homeworld...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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The Question and Answer Guide to World Challenges
First, you choose a game (normally a game that you are good at) and you try to get the highest score you can possibly get...

by lcarlyle

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Paint Brush Polls: Island
In honor of this exciting time of year, Paint Brush Polls is bringing you the top ten Island fashions! With 49 Island looks currently available, the competition was pretty intense...

by kallykat_03

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Legacy of Ice: Part One
The sand under her feet was burning her delicate paws and the sun over her head was relentlessly heating her back. This was nothing like her home, where the sun above was cool, only providing light, and a soft white carpet was always underfoot...

by wascoolest123

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Catching Up: Part Seven
The Fire Faerie frowned, looking down at her schoolbooks. She still didn't know quite why the Dark Faerie had done that. After all, she didn't know Patricia, or any of the others, for that matter...

by extreme_fj0rd

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