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Issue: 164 | 29th day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	The Disadvantages of a Halloween Kiko Stop! NOOO! by fluffball_76
	You Don't Want to Know... Then why is everyone dressed up? by _mist_fae_
	Rotten Trick-or-Treaters Rotten Trick-or-Treaters. by immortalmina
	NeoFun You left her there?! by meowth4
	Warning: Insanity Ahead #2 Show some EFFORT! by mrs_fluff
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Halloween Special - Part 3 by kittylin
	The Happy, the Sad, and the CrAzY:Halloween Edition Halloween costume? by dark_erika
	Spooky Um... Boo? by ghostkomorichu
	Toto and Turtum Halloween Special "A Full Belly" by huggsy_666
	The Meerca Siblings Nice costume! by comedian872001
	Positively Incorrigible Aww man... by jeremyray45
	Sloth's Weekend Job He needs to keep his day job. by petitewyvern
	Starry Starry Night A clear night... your NeoPet Friends... and wishes coming true... by zomerse_madelief
	Icy Cold Bananas We have a doorbell? by prc_saga
	Brain Tree Blues Neopets can't die, right? by alatyr12
	Complicated Simplicity #3. Halloween by neo_star_queen
	My Hero Mmm... carrots... by tearsonroses
	Just Great My costume is better than yours! by jeaniesofatso
	Ironies of Neopia My costume is on! by blubblub317
	Don't Blame Me Halloween A new Halloween Uni design! by choclated
	Thumbs? How does he hold that cape on? (... double-sided tape?) by _shakky_
	Lab Ray Nightmares What if the Lab Ray went haywire??? by russle_2003_uk
	Adskidaf, Inc. Uh oh, he used the wrong comb... by _chazm_
	Definitely Maybe Trick or Treat!! by sailorsky_15
	Soap Bubbles He can make soap bubbles... by moscowmule
	Worse Than You Grrrr... to those random events. by sirussblack
	Something Scarier Ugh... by keb03833
	About 4 Babies Rocks are evil, alright? by baby_faerie104
	Jelly Problems Not all fun and games... by goldchocobo21
	Halloween Kiko Adventures This is fun!! by k_aren_z
	Why Plushie Pets Don't Eat Cookies No thanks. by kaseycorley305
	Bucky the Babaa's Halloween Special You heard me! by simsman24000
	Trophy Troubles Halloween Special We could have made it scary, but children read this. Also by cherv1 by precious_katuch14
	The Mini Adventures of Rocky the Rock It has a mouth? by alien_1155
	Conquest! I rule the world! by mysterious_lady8888
	Random Life He won't change that much... by nolwe
	Insanely Nuts But Bob doesn't have any pets... by horserider149
	Slightly Insane The real reason Meepits have big eyes... by penguizon
	Pint Sized Uh.. Happy Halloween? by lachtaube
	Boo! It's the Ghost JubJub! Is there such a thing? Also by cookytree by gloss_frozen
	Sparkles2 "Let's play..." by shiny_pl
	Jenna's Collar I not scary :'( by ghhbbhh99
	The Pant Devil's Advocate Those poor children... by gryffinrose
	Floofeh Whatever DID happen to my asparagus stash? by jupeboxgal
	It'll Never Happen.. And you thought Kadoaties were greedy! by jazz_invincible
	Pumpkin Patch Panic Jack-o-Lanterns Made Here by comedian872001
	@ Home No Pets Allowed by lil_bloo_roo
	Stuck in the Neopet House Just what we need... by spotthechelsey
	Halloween Rock Pool Rascals That isn't a costume? by leptonychotes
	What Should I Be? Scary, huh? by totallypokemon151

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More Than A Witch

Edna lives in a tower which she calls her own in the Haunted Woods, right next to the Castle of Eliv Thade. Why would anyone live in the Haunted Woods? Well, first of all Edna is not a pet owner. Second of all, she is not a faerie. Who is she? She's a witch, but that doesn't necessarily mean that she's a mean witch...

Other Stories

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Of Potions and Power
Aangharad had originally shied away from the solution. She was always wary of potions, ever since the incident with Them. But she read, and researched, and all she could find was the potion solution.

by jade_steel

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The Ultimate Halloween
"Every year it's been the same Halloween: cheesy costumes, corny decorations, cheap candy. But this year it's gonna be different. This year I am going to have the ultimate Halloween experience, and what better place than the Haunted Woods?"

by saneeya1000

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Oh No! The _______ Are Attacking!
9. Kadoaties, they are CONSTANTLY asking for draik eggs. Really, there's got to be something behind that...

by baby_kitty2000

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100 Ways to Annoy Royals
I have 20 ways each for 5 royals. Enjoy the annoyance, your majesty!

by hiyakumbar

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Fallout, The Wurymmar Story: Part Three
Scar had lectured him continuously on his mistakes and the improvements he needed. No kind words. No pats on his back. Nothing.

by scarrift

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The Dim Highlight of Kira's Life II: Part Two
"Wait…" Kira said, "I know that voice… it's… it's… Sidney!"

by shadih_temporary

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