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Issue: 1032 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y27 |
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A Sloth Fan's Cake Reviews
Warning - this edition of Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter contains sponsored content.
I know right! Me! Would you believe it if I were to tell you that I have been rewarded for my journalism already? How many issues has it been so far? I personally have lost count. Anyway, do you remember a couple of editions ago when my focus of this now esteemed publication was the inspiring and beyond description Sloth Day Burgers? Well, it turns out that word got around amongst the Shopkeepers of Neopia Central - all of them - and The Bread Maker aka The Blue Bakery Kacheek (who is currently Grey but the least said about that the better, it’s not the focus right now and I need to focus!) got in touch with lil’ ‘ol me.
Here’s the story so far. Yesterday morning, I was fetching the post from the doormat for Mum and there was a letter addressed to yours truly, SlothFan127. It was an invitation to the Bakery to taste test and write up an article about the range of Sloth Cakes that they have in their inventory. And you know me: Sloth - tick - I’m down for anything (and I mean anything) Sloth themed. Then cake - also tick! Sign me up immediately. Then hold me back. Then let me actually go because this is an opportunity designed for me. Also I’m a hungry fellow...
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