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Regret II

More things the Pant Devil regrets stealing...

by milerubi_
The Floating Islanders - Break Time

Three whole months of brooding!

by yankeesrule244444456
The Tournament Part 3

Excuse me?? Collab with luc187 and nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty
Babysitter Buds

What’s a baby?

by knimble
Funthing Has Happened!!

How did this happen!? Collab with 1nconsolable

by white_tiger0226
Short Commute

Back when the Grey Painter arrived in Neopia Central and brought the Battlefield with him!

by prulletje1852
Ice Cream Shenanigans

Why are you bringing an umbrella into the ice cream shop?

by funkiemonkee903
Techo Fan Off Season

Don't worry, I got a new alarm system!

by littleari06
Fact or Fuzzy Fiction: A Neopets TTRPG Adventure

Thanks for playing! Collab with lennekegirl123 and nostalgia

by orlytheowl
Silver Lining

Good things happen in the rain!Collab with slashmastahz

by lunensis
Daily Quest Log

You'll never guess what I bought at the store! Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
PoogleQuest

Um, I don’t think that’s a snow faerie…

by alevno
Adee's Sweet Business Idea

Don't cry over upside down ice cream. Turn it into a profit instead! Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
Heal me please!

Rules are rules.

by supertualet
Coconut (is) Shy

I'm too shy...

by obaraten
 
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"Sophie's Spellbinding Discovery" by maddie_bangz
BOOM! An explosion sounded through the trees in the forest, shaking their leaves and causing the critters throughout to scatter in shock. Under the cover of a thick patch of tree leaves, fluorescent green smoke rose out of the chimney of a dilapidated shack, causing the leaves the smoke touched to immediately sizzle and burn before disappearing into the air. Inside the shack, Sophie the Swamp Witch paced around her large, bubbling cauldron. Her beloved Meowclops snored softly in its bed, completely unfazed with the explosion that had just shot out of the cauldron. “This isn’t working…” Sophie grumbled to herself, flicking through the pages of her current spell book as she tossed another Twirly Fruit over her shoulder and listened as it landed in the cauldron with a plop. The bubbling liquid inside hissed but didn’t explode like before. Sophie shrugged and continued to flip the pages haphazardly. The gloves she wore stuck to the pages, and she growled in irritation. She reached her hand into her chest of ingredients, feeling around until she finally found what she needed.




Other Stories


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A Meal to Remember
It was harvest time and everyone was working harder than ever to get things done. But Skip knew this pace wasn’t sustainable.

by 77thbigby

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The Problem Child (Orion’s Story)
A short, dark figure ran through the woods. Huffing and puffing, nearly out of breath, he continued to run. The wind shifted to the north and brought a chill to the air.

by black_skull725

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Battledome Weapon Gag Gifts for Every Friend: Part 1
Advent season is just around the corner, which means holiday gift shopping starts now! Collab with 9kas

by neoaggie99999

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What to Do While The Void Within Plot is Paused
Ah, Neopia. Always something new and interesting going on–and sometimes the stuff is paused.

by manafione

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Castle Planner's Journal: 1000 Years
Lisha yawned, and climbed out of bed. It had been a long night of trying to sleep. Too many possibilities were buzzing around her head, and it kept her from relaxing enough to sleep.

by ferretboy85

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The Dream Quest
Solanza couldn’t keep her jaw from dropping as she stared at the white Lupe, the protagonist of her NeoQuest game, and the Neopian who had saved her life. “You’re Xantan?” she asked incredulously.

by ellienib



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