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Petpet Valentines

Happy Valentines Day!

by twinkle_jazz
The King of Meridell - Valentines Day Special

Don't forget all the lessons...

by sir_serene
Everybody likes gifts!

Show your friends some love!

by chocokelle
Some Kind of Varsity Valentine

The triumphs of high school Yooyuball. Collab with luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
Valentines Day at Kelp

It's the best day of the year!

by juli_puff
Dinner with the Scarlets: Valentiney

New color, same old Paint Brush jokes.

by june_scarlet
A Creative Contest Valentine's Day

Whatever prize you seek, don't bank on it... Happy Valentine's Day, creatives!

by i_lovee_icecream
A Happy Ending?

Have a Happy Valentines Day!

by lunensis
Fancy Meeting You Here

Happy Valentine's Day!

by logical_loophole
Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

Rejection is so heartbreaking :(

by winner19955
Glory Days: A Lovely Gift

Take notes everyone!

by darkpassage
Random Oddness: Valentines

Enjoy your Valentines chocolates!

by mistyqee
Don't regret your Valentine's Day gifts

Valentine's day is time to gift your loved ones sweet things they might love. Or not. Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

by crankylovebird
A Loves Sacrifice

What? You really didn't expect an Usukigirl to have high standards?

by rebeccanmn
T3H Praedius

Should Gelerts even eat chocolate??

by arttimo
Love at First Sight

The mightiest tentacles!

by valokki
Love of Chocolate

"What's Valentine's Day about?"

by serebii251
The Suffering of a Heartthrob

Umbra found themselves as the new IT person, but people don't understand that not everyone loves the same

by ariane_black
The Floating Islanders - Valentine Veil

If the speech check doesn't give you away, the smell will.

by yankeesrule244444456
Handmade with Love

"...This will be perfect!"

by pikcel
Cavities: Valentine Admirer

There's No Greater Love

by thegoddesofxweetok1
Blossoms

Some fancy chocolates there.

by twillieblossom
You've Got Neomail

Who could it be from..? Collab with blazing_coolz

by tian174
The Right Valentine's Gift

"Flowers? Oh... okay..."

by midnight_tango
A Dangerous Time of Year

Current wait time at the Healing Springs: 5 hours

by mix_star
 
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Be Your Own Valentine: A Self-Care Guide



As the Month of Awakening takes Neopia by storm, filling the streets with the cloying scent of ribbon-tied Dr. Sloth Flower Bouquets and stringing frilly garlands over every available surface, the average Neopian heart finds itself in one of two camps. The “ideal” Valentine’s Day situation, according to Neopolitan Magazine and every patisserie in Neopia Central up charging for heart-shaped Faerie Eclairs, is one of alleged bliss: having a special someone to spend Valentine’s Day with. What is love if not something joyously shared with others? For Neopians in the second camp, however, the answer to that question is more complicated. Not everyone is fortunate to have a special someone on hand. Perhaps your dearest is not your nearest, and the closest you’ll be getting to them is a Weewoo-delivered letter that will hopefully arrive before the start of spring. Perhaps you’ve been unlucky in love this year despite your best efforts, and the googly-eyed Valentines Faellie Plushies in every storefront do nothing but rub salt in the wound. Perhaps you have little interest in love altogether, and aren’t quite sure what all the fuss is about. No matter what your situation is, dear reader, know this: you are worthy of love. So for those without a Valentine to cosy up to — or even for those who have one but want to focus on a different kind of love this year — we offer a third option. Valentine’s Day can be more than an excuse to buy that expensive Yooyus and Lace Perfume and eat an unholy amount of Chocolate Dipped Marshmallow Grundos. It can be an opportunity to celebrate yourself and everything that you’ve conquered over the past year. Whether you’re drawn to raucous merrymaking or restful reflection, we present to you… ten self-care strategies for being your own Valentine!



Other Stories


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A Chocolate Coated Cabbage?
Another instalment where we explore Neopia through various cabbage items.

by betti666

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The L-Word
"Kanrik rounded the corner to see Hanso frantically doing the trick of stomping on the trash in a garbage can so you can fit more stuff in it. This was unusual because it was..."

by quanticdreams

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Top Ten Valentine's Day Wearables (NC & NP)
Is your Neopet a true sweetheart? Do they constantly shower you in love? Are they competing with Cupid for World’s Cutest Cherub?

by littleprincessmaid

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Which Valentine's Gift Are You?
"Ah, Valentine’s Day. The season of hearts, glitter, and roses. The air is full of love, our hearts are full of joy, and- if you’re anything like me- your mind is awash with the same question you face every year..."

by jjensen687

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The Thousand Year Time-Out
"The shadow came closer. It was very round. Squinting in the daylight, she recognised it as a giant Gulper. Goregas. From behind it popped her sister..."

by liouchan

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Knight & Squire: Preface
"Lisha remarked as she began unrolling the bandages on Rowan’s lower torso. The Yellow-gold Aisha mumbled something under her breath. Rowan jumped back as he saw Lisha’s hands glow purple, 'What the...'"

by terpsichorean_writer



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