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30 Ways to Prank Dr. Sloth

"Playing pranks is only a natural part of the Neopian experience."

by treeword
NC News: Neopians Prepare for an Unprecedented Sale

"Crowds are gathered outside the NC Mall in preparation for an unprecedented 24-hour sale where every holiday-themed re-release capsule will be made available at once. "collab with marcthegr8est1 and marshclan13_

by swordlilly
Introduction to the Neopian Site Community

Learn more about the petpage-based community sites in Neopia! collab with feraico

by emilyhunter5034
Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!

"A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day!"

by pikachu315111
Valenristmaween

What is Valenristmaween, you may ask? A wonderful question!

by parody_ham
Twelve Neopian Holidays

"You see, when TNT was... doing whatever it is they do behind the scenes, something went wrong. Somehow, all the holidays ended up on one day! So today, we celebrate every holiday at once."

by fhn_ladybug
Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years

"Since then, TNT has been surprising users with funny, strange, and sometimes terrifying April Fools pranks each year on the 1st day of the month of Eating." collab with coconut_rat and corrina404

by theguy2020
What I Wish I Knew When I Started Playing

"Starting fresh can be a wonderful thing. So many new things to find and potential goals you can make. Everyone's journey is different. I thought I would share some of my experiences and maybe give some tips to help new players along the way."

by hottendott
 
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"Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal" by homsar_eggplant
A meeting room is lost in a tense silence. The faint hum of lights feels more akin to several bombastic trumpets. At the head of the board table, a purple Grarrl in the finest of Neopian Central formalwear is finding himself going back and forth between two small towelettes, as if to wipe away sweat. Investors, financial advisors and research analysts fidget with briefcases, papers and whatever else they can get ahold of.




Other Stories


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The Clash of Two Faeries on their Special Day
"It was just another day in Neopia... or so Walda the Baby Kacheek thought."

by _brainchild_

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Clash of Holidays: An Account of Magic VS Thievery
"Something has happened! It appears that there was a glitch in the switch to Beta and all of the Neopian holidays have been released. Keep a watchful eye for anything unordinary, and make sure to report all suspicious activity to TNT."

by sleepiestkitty

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The Fate of Valeane
"Isobel took the opportunity while the boat cut through the waves to sit back and take stock of the situation. She took a small crystal ball from her store and rubbed it once, dispelling a small amount of magic into it. The thing began to shimmer and a moment later Queen Fyora’s face appeared within the lattice’s depths."

by herdygerdy

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Lost Origins
This is the story of Haileyyyyyy the Island Uni and Iron_Flipper the Island Bruce

by fuzzballjesse

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Wait. What day is it?
Even the Snowager can indulge in a little April Fools now and then.

by andypopo

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End of the Rainbow #2
Everyone deserves a bit of rainbow in their life!

by antonia22301



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