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Darigan Toys Non-Darigans Should Be Wary Of

Darigan Citadel's main and only export is toys. But get those cuddly plushies and bright colors out of your mind, because Darigan Toys are still made with a Darigan demographic in mind.

by pikachu315111
Around Neopia in 80 Days - Part Four

This is the fourth and final part of the itinerary for an eighty-day voyage across all the lands of Neopia.

by burning_shadows_79
Helping the Vandagyre Feel Welcome in Neopia

The first thing that I have heard some say about my species is that we look weird. How absurd!

by iluvmypetz456
The Traveling Neopian: Neolodge Reviews: Stop #5

I'm back with a review for a brand new hotel, Ye Old Ship Inn. I must admit that I'm excited about this one!

by cadetbush
Bathing Your Aggressive Neopet

We've all had one. That Neopet that would rather be in the Battledome than playing with its toys, that always picks up a fight with its siblings, and that bites you at every chance it gets.

by alli_draggy
Tips to Train Your Pet Quickly and Inexpensively

There are a few tricks to help you with cost and time.

by asparagushead
The PPL Needs You!

What are the ways for you to help the lives of Petpets all over Neopia?

by summerofjoy
11 "Wigless" Wigs: Ladies Edition

With so much variety, it's easy to overlook the perfect gem that would complete your customization...

by 09004888
Secret Lives of the Shopkeepers: Terror Mountain

What exactly do the shopkeepers of Neopia do in their spare time besides run their shops?

by purplejellystalker
Charity Corner Chat

A certain kindly Acara has recently made a big splash with her keen holiday spirit.

by puddydog
15 Ways to Avoid Those Post-Holiday Blues

Now that the holidays are over, it's easy to feel gloomy after all of the excitement and festivities.

by vet1392
New Years Across Neopia

Happy New Years, fellow Neopians! How did you ring in Year 17?

by baby_angel1123
The Season of Charity

'Twas the season to be charitable.

by jirachi68106
 
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"Wigless" Wigs: Ladies



While different databases have helped to aid in the search for the perfect tresses, there are times when these beauties get omitted: Simply because they aren't referred to as 'wigs', as they've been searched for. Indeed, some of them are more than just about hair - from daring looks for the brave adventurer types to delightfully girlish forms for the feminine at heart, this list is counting down from oldest to newest to come to the NC Mall, with hope to...



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Friday: All Sold Out
A Neo-citizen had a time constraint of 12 minutes and 7 seconds from an impatient Dark Faerie and so he was hastily racing across Neopia Central to obtain the desired item: a JubJub Piper Muffin.

by vanquishee

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Cupcakes
If there's one person Lily the yellow Ogrin can't stand, it's Jasmine. Jasmine is a faerie Uni of the worst kind.

by themaybird

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To Space!: Part Four
"Follow me. We'll visit the Neocola Machine," Agneza said, beginning to bound...

by 77thbigby

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The Scientist's Apprentice: Part One
Dr. Darren Rickshaw sighed, staring at his laboratory set-up somberly.

by vanessa1357924680

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Insulting Instructions
You can't make me eat that!

by mmmmmm_candy

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Can You Relate?
Exchange gift rules: bring a wrapped gift to school worth no less than 2,000 nps. No food or drink, please!

by toffeedatepudding



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