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Issue: 391 | 8th day of Hunting, Y11 |
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 | Unsung No More. Neopian Heroes Revealed!After all, without them, where would we be today?
by jayo289 |  | In Other News: News on PaperI present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real.
by yippo_yippee |  | Solving Wheeler's Wild RideThis is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride.
by fyora123123 |  | Competing With EdnaSo, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs?
by giggilogalmewmew |  | Top Ten Usukis In NeopiaSome are on this list because they're cheap, some because they're rare, and some because they just look cool.
by respect19 |  | ApplesickKyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples.
by black_sunset01 |  | Beyond the BrassHow about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started.
by mheetu |  | How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of AppetiteNeopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.
by rubicanteoffire |  | What's Sought, What's Not!An NC Mall Guide for today's popular items and yesterday's has-beens.
by destinationxunknown |  | How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important ThingsStep 3: dislocate kneecaps.
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Headlines "The Mystery of the Disappearing Socks" by mezvi_the_shnooky Hilly heaved a sigh, stood up and looked over the socks laid out on the floor. There were no matches. Single socks simply spread out on the sunshine yellow floor. Socks of all colors, stripes, spots and polka dots. There was a yellow sock with purple dots and a purple sock with yellow dots, a bright rainbow striped and a dark rainbow stripe, but no match. The poor socks were simply alone...
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