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	NeoBusiness School for the Conscience-Impaired Are you fed up with renting out the upper floor of your Neohome for extra income to brawling pirates who play Deckball in the wee hours of the morning? Are you exhausted trying to convince your Neopet that the Pile of Sludge you gave her is indeed a perfectly acceptable Petpet? by too_kule
	Interview With Dr. Sloth This was taken before he was trapped in the charm. We are currently looking through space to find him. by junglequeen117
	The Perfect Villain Exhibit A: Pirates. Afraid yet? by kattrish
	Mutants: Judged By Their Appearance? Have you ever heard your friends ever say, 'Ew, a mutant? You're considering one?' Then take a look at these facts. by jackjack1234
	A Career in Villainy Part 1: To Evil Or Not To Evil Before you make the big decision to become a villain, there are a few things you need to consider. by bindi026
	How To Be a Fairly Decent Evil Villain Finding your henchmen, building your headquarters, plotting your master plan, and how to monologue. by too_good_pretty_boy
	The Top Five Reasons To Be Mutant Look everyone straight in the eye (if they're frozen in fear long enough) and say, "I'm PROUD to be a Mutant!" by ummkalima

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Mutants: Judged?

What do we see in mutants? A hideous, twisted, cruel mastermind working for the nefarious Dr. Sloth? Or do we see a kind-hearted intelligent fellow who just wants a home? Many of us would think the first question asked. We don't see kind souls in the eyes of mutants. Most of the time we see an evil scheming devious pet just waiting for you to invite it into your home. DON'T think this. Mutants are often cast aside as one of the worst kind of pets...

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