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	The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet. by daburro
	Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints! by typerofdoom
	The Vanishing Books Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!?? by evilsierraassassin
	Meepits of Doom! All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for? by pinkandprecious
	What You Do or Don't Know About Stan He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items. by my2nyour2
	Random Contest Fandom Never the same contest twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week the contest changes... by qbureau
	Eggs or Neggs? Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered... by twiddl3d33
	Random Contests We Hope to Not See You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well? Also by seth_z by silentbutterfly
	Which Flower Are You? Here are a few different personality types, along with matching floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality? by purplepassiony2k
	The Many Uses of Plot - Altador Since the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included... by dark_goddess_rising
	Kayla Lovers Unite! Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop! by ellen1117

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A Day in the Life of a Health Nut
"That's right, class! Today is National Neopian Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work day to see what their career is like."

by lassie_nikki

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A Bad Dream
"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup."

by anna_invincible

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The Dark Before the Dawn II: My Other Half: Part Two
I couldn’t help but think that what the doctor had told us was odd. I almost didn’t believe him. I’ve never known Sugar to place the blame on someone else if she knows it was not their fault...

by jambammer

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The Path to Freedom: Part One
Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
*chomp*

by kittylin

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Notions and Nonsense
Soupersize me!

Art by peri0neo

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