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Relaxing Things to Do This Month of Relaxing

The Month of Relaxing in Neopia is here! While many Neopians mark the passage of time by avatars obtained, battles won, or trophies earned, it’s just as meaningful to reflect on those achievements through a bit of well-deserved rest.

by mango_
Faerie Foods for Every Occasion

Every Neopian can remember with vivid clarity the first time they ever stepped foot into Faerie Foods.

by ellienib
Beat the Heat: Ten Tips for A Cool Neopian Summer

Summer has arrived in Neopia, and with it comes blazing sun, sticky paws, and the undeniable urge to do anything to cool down.

by lunarchronicles
Insider’s Guide to the Tyrannian Concert Hall

Whether you're a seasoned concert-goer, are looking to attend your first concert, or just looking to snag those avatars (yes, we see you, avatar collectors), the Tyrannian Concert Hall is the place to be. Collab with _aliciaaa_

by lesliiiiex
A History of Neopia's Sporting Tradition by the Techo Fanatic

GOOAAALLLL! *w00t* New champions are crowned, as last year’s Altador Cup drew to a close.

by tylerhuyser
 
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"The Biggest Noil of All" by noileh
The Biggest Noil could let out a mighty ROAR that only other Noils could hear, and the ground of Neopia Central let out an almost imperceptible shudder. Down in the valley, the Weewoos and Beekadoodles ruffled their feathers, miffed by the disturbance in their day. A lone Draphly fluttered anxiously past, finally settling on a nearby flower. Their Neopets continued about the day without even an inkling, as the disturbance was too slight for anyone but Petpets and Petpetpets to register. The Noils of Neopia, however, were alarmed. The Biggest Noil had not been heard from in many years. As legend says, on Neverending Noil Day, in Year 17, he fell into a deep slumber. At first, they thought perhaps he was taking the Month of Sleeping a bit too literal. But alas, his slumber persisted. Over the years, many brave Noils ventured out of the valley of Neopia Central, hoping to return with good news. But all returned with empty paws, for the Biggest Noil would not wake. And trust that they tried so many ways! While their Pets were off at work, or bustling about the city, they spent their time researching a cure. With Seshatia’s help, they scoured books from far away lands, but no text from Xandra’s Library...




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A Guide to Getting Lost
If it were up to her, Altoc would trade her jewelled crown for a worn field journal and disappear into the Lost Desert dunes before breakfast.

by kendall_cristi

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An Altadorian Fyora Day
King Altador stood inside the council chamber near the windows where the light from the sunset streamed into the room. Some of the other world leaders quietly shuffled out of the room to their living quarters.

by black_skull725

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Triccity's Travels: Terror Mountain
The challenges I had expected did end up happening.

by 77thbigby

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Dungeons and Dimwits
Boots fell on cobblestone roads in a steady, thunderous rumble as the dimwits made their way toward the first quest in their journey.

by kayixu

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A New Constellation
Wow, space is so vast!

by mrblobby1984

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3 Royals plus 1
Real Neopoints or...?

by white_tiger0226



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