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Let the Good Times Roll: Why Dice-A-Roo Is the Best!

Dear reader (who I also assume is a Blumaroo enthusiast, as any logical person is) I must ask you a few questions. Collab with risatronic & snapper_65

by aronacia
Top Souvenirs You Can’t End Your Vacation Without

Travelling is a great way to spend your free time, especially with the vastly different lands Neopia has to offer. Collab with venturecaptalist

by dancerchickemily
An Altador Cup Reading List for the Grey Year

Hello Altador Cup fans! I'm Al, the President of the Officially Unofficial Team Altador Fan Club. As you can imagine, this year is a tough one for all of us.

by madidogs88
Wheels of Neopia - Which Wheel Will You Spin?

Hello and welcome, in this article I will be discussing the famous Neopian game wheels which you will find all over the map in most of the worlds of Neopia!

by melissa12xx
Ctrl+Alt+Declutter for Spring

Spring has sprung across Neopia, which means it’s time for blooming flowers and a pollen wave the size of Terror Mountain.

by haleigh_2011
 
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"The River Guardian" by the_academy_awards
Neopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village. Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute. That was her job, as a minor river spirit. Unfortunately for her job, the girl group A*CAR*A was livestreaming a Get Ready With Me, which was far more important than - “Excuse me.” The Maraquan Krawk sunk a little deeper into her river, under her bridge. “Ex-excuse me -” Casting an annoyed look at the bridge above, Elerya turned down the sound on her phone. Aeki was talking about her moisturiser, made with herbs that only grew on a mountain in - “I can hear your phone!” So much for that. Groaning, she surfaced to see a Korbat with a very large messenger bag over his shoulder. “What?” They were taken aback, but continued. “I come to seek the wisdom of Kaoro in the mountains and ask permission to cross your bridge unharmed.” They rifled in their bag. “I come bearing -” She...




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The River Guardian
Neopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village. Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute.

by the_academy_awards

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Master Vex and the Art of Never Losing at Cellblock
When one thinks of Darigan Citadel, a few images immediately come to mind: brooding skies, ominous architecture, and the smell of slightly overcooked Skeith steaks wafting through the air. Collab with cefoiya & idcjazmin

by joshdibb

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A Hero's Journey: Checkmate
Roothless’ white Grarrl-shaped bishop advanced, brandishing its crozier, and took aim at a black pawn carved to look like a Gelert.

by precious_katuch14

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Thieves Alike
A year had passed since the arrangement between the four thieves was set into motion. Their bond grew stronger by the day and their execution of obtaining items for the Employment Agency remained flawless.

by greencheese79

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Shiny, Part 2
That's family for you!

by ssjelitegirl

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Neopuns
It's a bit of a stretch...

by kazoo444



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