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A Quick Buzzer and Buzzer Honey Guide

Have you always wanted to know more about buzzers and the honey they make? So has Chadonis Rumpbottom, the owner of Honey's Apiary, which is a-buzz with all kinds of honey-making Petpets.

by idakaukomieli
Top 5 Neopets Pranks That Should Be Real

Every year since Year 3, Neopians all over the world waited with bated breath for the clock to strike midnight on April 1st. What would The Neopets Team come up with this year to prank Neopia?

by dottie27a
Are Your Negg Prizes Gathering Dust?

Well, folks, that’s a wrap on another successful Festival of Neggs! Neopians gathered in Faerieland this year to celebrate one of the most popular annual events. Yes, the Festival of Neggs

by lyzzy170
The Best Destinations in Neopia for a Summer Getaway

Summer is almost here, which means it’s time to start thinking about your next vacation.

by karate
Quiz: Which Evil Coconut Are You?

A curious question crosses your mind, as you stare at the wide variety of evil coconuts smirking back at you: Which Evil Coconut are you most like? Collab with 9kas

by neoaggie99999
 
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Are Your Negg Prizes Gathering Dust?



Well, folks, that’s a wrap on another successful Festival of Neggs! Neopians gathered in Faerieland this year to celebrate one of the most popular annual events. Yes, the Festival of Neggs is one of the most popular events despite Orion’s comments… Let us continue! The dedicated — and usually cheery — Negg Faerie, Kari, hosted another wonderful event even though she kicked off the festivities in a gloomy mood. If you completed Kari’s quests each day, congratulations on your Negg collection! Now, you’re probably wondering what to do with all those prizes you have stockpiled in your Safety Deposit Box. Well, you’re in luck now that you have the Very Official Guide of Recommended Uses of Your Year 26 Festival of Negg Prizes! Let’s begin. Grey Ukulele: One of this year’s hottest Negg choices was the Grey Negg! That means you’re probably holding on to one, two, or even 14 Grey Ukuleles! Congratulations?? If you thought you were going to strum the latest hits from The Hikalakas on your new ukulele, think again. This ukulele doesn’t even play music! Have no fear, our team of experts is here to help you put that ukulele to work! If you’re handy, we recommend flipping your Grey Ukulele upside down and sticking it into the ground. Now, you have a birdhouse for your Weewoo or other flying friends to roost. Not into flying Petpets? No worries!



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One Calm Day in Space
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Not the Best Family Reunion
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Elizia and the Krawk Island Boat Race
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The Fugitive
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Battle Blunders pt1
DODGE! Collab with nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty



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