I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...

My name is Pacha, and I am a veterinarian. You know, I started taking care of petpets following my sickness. I was stricken by Tyrannian Neopox, a formidable strain that was dealt with by Dr. Chombasha, my mentor. His work inspired me to help others like he helped me. I love petpets, so I became the first veterinarian of Tyrannia. But I don't just nurse petpets back to health, I also...

Welcome, everyone! Today, I have with me Vandebart Biggsby, better known as Bart, the Gnorbu who runs the apple bobbing booth in Neovia. After receiving a considerable amount of bad press over the years, he has decided to grant me an interview so all of Neopia can hear his side of the story! The following is a transcript of what took place...