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How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450

Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren't able to write the perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you're an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news. I can relate to the feeling.

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Return to Mystery Island
Pirate captains did not sleep on the sand while the rest of the crew stocked the ship with Neocola and Twirly Fruit. However, Zovus did not feel like a pirate captain at all; back on his home island, he felt like a baby Jetsam again.

by mauvus

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The Secret of the Kiko Bandage
Abhari had only a split-second to react, as he heard first a bump, then a THUD, then a sound like a Yooyuball being flattened. "Oof!"

by peirigill

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The Affordable Way to a Healthy Diet for Your Pets!
Bob was patiently waiting, hungry for some food, licking his lips with delight. His owner came out of the kitchen, and as the heavenly plate crashed onto the table, his heart sank.

by rachxface

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How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450
Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren’t able to write a perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you’re an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news.

by lutari_lover_555

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Who Needs Fingers?
Well, that explains a lot...

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Something Has Happened!
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