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A Map to Success in Writing Your First Story

You have an amazing story bouncing around in your head and it is begging to be told. You sit down, crack your knuckles, and begin typing, only to find yourself struggling a little ways in. Sound familiar?

by skipperjen
Flaming Blooble Fruit Five Ways

Next time you are swinging by Brightvale Fruits to pick up more Echtooh Melon to satisfy your cravings for refreshing fruit, consider taking some extra time browsing the aisles to try a new fruit, specifically the Flaming Blooble Fruit.

by mango_
Adventures Beyond Reckoning

Customisation and Kads are nice, but we all know where the real fun in Neopia lies.

by peirigill
How 'Bout Them Apples? A Guide to Apples in Neopia

*deep exhales* Ahh! I love this time of year. Brisk weather, crisp air, and leaves in every imaginable hue! My favorite part of fall? Well, my name wouldn’t be Bart Biggsby if I didn’t say, “A-P-P-L-E-S!”

by tylerhuyser
Cosy Campfire Collection Trophy Guide

If you're looking to earn a prestigious trophy in the Cosy Campfire Collection game, you're in the right place! This guide will walk you through the game mechanics, strategies for improving your score, and tips for unlocking those coveted trophies.

by 911602211
 
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"The Parting" by precious_katuch14
”There you are.” The cloaked Blue Gelert sauntered toward the very end of the Merry Munchin’ Marbluk, a tavern in the Haunted Woods, to meet the Skunk Zafara who sat sullenly with a tankard in a corner table. She glanced up, staring at the Gelert hard with deep blue eyes as she tugged at her black and white mane that had been pulled back into a messy ponytail. “And here you are, Kanrik,” the Zafara said tartly as he pulled out the chair directly in front of her and slid – rather, she thought it more appropriate to say he oozed into the chair. “Let me guess. Now that you’re the leader of the Thieves’ Guild, you want me back?” Kanrik frowned and glanced away, reaching up to touch the scar on his face. “Good guess.” He took a deep breath and folded his gloved hands on his knee. “Look, I can’t undo a lot of things Galem Darkhand did. But I made sure he’ll never do any of that, to anyone else, ever again, Beatrix.” After raising her eyebrows, Beatrix shook her head. “And you even got to save an entire race of Bori from extinction. Word is, you’ve also been hanging around that Hannah more often.” She curled her lips into a sardonic grin. “A happy ending, by all accounts, for Kanrik the master thief. He becomes a hero, gains control of the Thieves’ Guild, and Hannah – “ He waved a hand and cut her off. Beatrix merely took a swig of her drink. “Beatrix Halliday. On behalf of the Thieves’ Guild…I apologise for what happened to your brother and sister. On that day, Galem broke the most important law of the Guild.” “Yet no one dared to unseat him, after he made a mockery of our Code of Thievery. After he let Segwin and Myrtle...” Her face twisted into a dark frown...




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The Costume Party
Harrison looked at himself in his bedroom mirror. He had been invited to a costume party for Halloween, and he wanted to ensure he stood out. There was going to be a contest for the best costume, and he wanted to win that big Neopoint prize.

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Come In
"So how’s everything looking out there? Over.”

by tamia_silverwing

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Triccity's Travels: Mystery Island
The next morning, I met Anna and Charlotte for a leisurely breakfast at a nearby café. Benny was not an early riser and they let him stay abed.

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The Secret to Apple Bobbing
A thin drizzle of rain comes down the next morning, blanketing the town in an even denser amount of fog than usual. Bart, paying no mind to the weather, stands outside of his canopy in a fruitless attempt to draw in passerby.

by dragonair23

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Trick A Treat
Halloween is for sweets... and scares!

by anarkau

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Unhelpful Advice
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by lavo0810



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