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	Alien Aishas' Strange Tradition What a nice gift! collab with hasse_li_37 and tsezar by dollsuki
	A Not so Great Deal Put a token in the machine and see what happens. collab with dendeus_271 and aninha_morango by carolina_021
	Bad Idea, Dude: Recon Don't be suspicious. by fluffy_bumbkin
	Logging back into Neopets..#3 "Unfortunately based on another true story" collab with pisces_babe_ by hotredfirefaerie
	NeoPizza - Brotherly Bonds - Page 3 In which a bori finds himself lost... by abby568
	Pallando's Potions Pallando's Potions - Issue 1 - Mixing potions is always fun! by niomi_1992
	Message received Even ancient spirits have feelings, ok? by cuchatenador
	Slushies: The key to every cup Got to have those slushies! collab with jenna_lyn_russell by feraico
	To the Moon: HODL! Just be confident! collab with jenna_lyn_russell and neomystress by emilyhunter5034
	Florg Goes Vegetarian: Part 1 Florg make big change. by woohooloolz
	Stamp Collecting It doesn't matter how shiny your obsidian is, it still probably won't get you a rare stamp. by victoriathegr8one
	Two Faerie Techos Thank you for taking the time to read my submission! by redpirate21
	No Comment - Nostalgia It seems like it was just yesterday! by illumith
	Occupational Hazards A career is a career, but some self awareness can help find the right fit. by skeletonic
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Matt’s Guide to Jokes Step Two: Timing is everything. by june_scarlet
	Bet On It! "Man, I wish I could understand Food Club!" by butterflybandage
	Spot the Difference Edition #13 Can you find the 10 differences? collab with chantluigi and sandralala by not_sporty

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The Bird's Bids: Neopia Central's Cuisine

I have found myself abruptly aware of the ghastly state of Neopia’s culture. My name is Urbanum. I am a stately and cultured Blue Lenny living in central Neopia. Upon several recent additions to the family, I have found that the current state of the general population’s taste is abysmal. The things these pets will consume! Ridiculous, I tell you- dung and omelettes and jellies galore.

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Valrigard's Travels: Freedom - Part 3
The final chapter!

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