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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect End

Be glad it was just the socks...

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 13

I'm fine, I just... need to get some fresh air...

by june_scarlet
Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 4

You're just annoying!

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 9

No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic.

by blackaavar
Blue Hands

Vivi prefers her hands pink... thank you very much...

by innosently
Blobikins?

Maybe because that's actually poisonous jelly...

by flustre
Zapping while having bad luck?

Never zap pets on Friday 13...

by praline01
Life with Lereik: Esophagor

If he's giving this out, then why is he asking to be fed?

by teh_hivedweller
Priorities

Some stuff matters to others more, right?

by royal_real
A Very Merry Telethon: Part One

And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

Where are my marbles?

I've lost my marbles...

by marcthegr8est1
Big Trouble in Little Usukiland

The last space in my collection goes to...

by gumgum101230
NeoPaper: DIY Amusement Park Ride

It's affordable, easy to build, and doesn't use any power!

by mbredboy31
Sunny Side Up: Eliv Thade

It's more a battle of the minds than anything, really.

by amarettoball
The Great Turmaculus

How to wake Turmie...

by daisies113
 
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A vivid history of four esteemed Neopians.

by sampleneopian

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Money, Money, Money!
So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside* Director comes forward. I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response. Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.” Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.”

by redken9x9

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Essential Items for Your Perfect Princess
Everyone’s Neopet goes through a Princess stage at some point. It is important that your wannabe-Princess feels like she can achieve her dreams! This guide will take you through some essential items your perfect Princess needs to help her get started in the world of Neopian royalty.

by pepper_imp

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A Moltaran Interview
The mayor of Moltara has taken time out of his busy schedule to answer some of the questions most on the average Neopian mind when it comes to Moltara.

by kaioti

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Faked Test Scores: Part Four
I slowly opened my still very heavy eyelids and groaned a little. Drowsiness still lingered in me. My head was hurting a little. I knew I didn't get hit in the head, so that concerned me. Then again, I was knocked out. My head did tend to hurt after I get knocked out, even with potions...

by chasing_stars44

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Dreaming of Adventure: Part One
“So then, the Snowager roared and shot an icy blast right at me. My foot got caught in a fissure but I was able to wrench free. I narrowly escaped with my life..."

by 77thbigby



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