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Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	The plain truth of Neopia: The Present Let's see what's in it! Idea by kazukazue by tirrya
	Roflmania No wonder they call it Dubloon DISASTER. by fork
	Milk Money Being an adopted pet vs. being a labrat... by plumbus
	Now Hear This You can hear the sea... by sarika_ambrielle
	You Are What You Eat FOOOOOOOOOD!! by razziie
	Nonsense: Geraptiku Muty meets the island natives. by kai_pawz
	Trouble in the Ice Caves Hannah and Armin run into a little problem in the Ice Caves. Idea by bovinegrapevine by pencil_cases
	The Truth About the Fire Faerie! You have a new quest! Idea by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Pet Kicks Club Cookies can be evil too, you know... by gelert548
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries OMG! It bit me! by gabeedragon
	Coolness Comics - Too Hot for Ice! Learn before you leap into your bath. by raptorsama
	Heavy Mental Dignity, thy enemy is the air guitar. by 4zure
	Da Funnies I can't open my soda. by mustangstar13
	Faerie Fights Illusen and Jhudora... by fireyfaerie_27
	The Dark Side No more Devilish Cake before bedtime. o.o by vira8
	Normal is Overrated The Secret Origin! by tamarainian_girl
	Boochi Victim Get to the point... Also by cheeseo615 by emmamarx
	Evil Feepit #14 History doesn't always repeat itself... by fmoura_98
	Sirius's Picture Book 'Til the Kaus come home... by angel_girl857
	Playing with Puns I had wondered... by inuyashalover37
	And the Meepits Outgrabe We have to pick out a name. by kittylin
	Mouldy Bread Mmmm, tasty. by ariel_007
	The Pink Cloud The Symol Hole... by racoony
	Randomocity! How do those pets with antlers make it down? by haunted_cookie
	The Ka-DOLT-ery One of the reasons why kadoaties don't ask for Draik eggs at the Kadoatery anymore... by lissy_chan
	Sophie & Meowclops A tribute to the retired petpet, the meowclops. He lives on only with the pets of millionaires... by squeaky_button
	CHOMP CHOMP... The Evil Peanut Chia!!! Part 1 You eat AT this table. You don't eat the table itself. by crystal_snow_15_
	Or Something Like It: Faerie Swap #1 OMG! by kittie_orion
	Neko's The Island Mystic is EVIL!!! by akakoneko
	Day Jobs Blame it on the lab ray. by explorer_253
	Tarla, the Nightmare: TARLA MUFFINS! OMG NO, THEY DEFLATED!! by kerath
	The Happiest Quiggle I hear she's particularly good with flambé. by nut862
	Friendship Woes Let's be friends! by fire_princess433
	Little White Lies -- In celebration of Gelert Day That's SOOOO NQII! by scaladenmark
	Random Something - Illusen Day Well, whaddya know? Green pets AREN'T safe from pinching on Illusen Day! by silvermare200
	Knick Knack - Illusen Special Illusen appears in a puff of smoke! Also by goosher by pokemon_lunatic

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Illusen Rocks

Does she scowl at you like some other faerie whose name starts with a J and ends with an '-hudora' when you go to do a quest? No. She does not. Illusen looks like the type of faerie that you could have fun with and do crazy things, like draw funny faces on Turmaculus while he's sleeping. Jhudora... well... her only friend is probably a Bartamus...

Other Stories

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The (Fortunately) Disappearing Pencil Sharpener
"Since you have all been such brilliant students, I have brought from home, for all of you to use this year, a classroom pencil sharpener!"

by maxalt

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Illusen's Day Off
"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."

by micrody

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Excusive Interview with Bruno!
I went to find the big guy straight away. I knew what I was looking for. A blue Gelert, just like me, only a lot bigger...

by lost_hopes_restored

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Slime Trails
So, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable.

by squire_genevieve

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Shifting Sands and the Snowager: Part One
He was standing on a ledge looking over Happy Valley, but from this distance the dome-shaped buildings shrunk to the size of matchboxes, and the individual pets to the size of ash falling from the matches...

by wicked_summer

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Six
"You'll never believe what I found out last night!" Cypher said, remembering her news. "I investigated the Ice Caves, and in the Neggery, every ferocious negg was gone except one..."

by kemppotatoe

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