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 | 85 Things to do this Winter SeasonThe snow is falling, temperatures are dropping, and there’s a spirit of celebration in the year. That’s right, it’s wintertime! A time for relaxing, giving, and celebrating with friends and family.
by berzerkturtlez |  | Happy Valley and the Winter Starlight CelebrationIt is that wonderful time of the Neopian year, the month of Celebrating. The time where you can revel in all things festive and be involved in the Winter Starlight Celebration.
by dazical |  | New Year Celebrations Across NeopiaNeopia stands on the brink of a new year, and celebrations are held across the world to celebrate the ending of one year, as well as the beginning of the next. How is New Years Eve celebrated in the various lands of Neopia? What do they eat, what kind of customs do they have, what superstitions do they believe in and what kind of fireworks do they use?
by aleu1986 |  | Bruce Day Gaming ChallengeCelebrate Bruce Day with the Bruce Day Gaming Challenge!
by rock_star_megs |  | Neopian Sing-Along: Holiday Jingle EditionNeopets all across Neopia are abuzz with excitement for the holiday season! Generously bestowing gifts upon Neofriends, playing thrilling winter games, and receiving free prizes every day from the Advent Calendar—what’s not to love about the last month of the year? also written by golden_power3
by panphobia |  | Ten Unique Ornaments to Hang on Your Christmas Tree Also by bren_reborn
by chirigami |  | 10 Festive Items to Get You in the Christmas SpiritIt’s that time of year again. The snow is finally falling again, the Advent Calendar has given out tons of delightful gifts, and carols ring throughout the air. Also by Also written by tsiegred & lookidontcare3
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"The True Meaning of the Holiday Season" by _brainchild_
Christmas morning had arrived, and Walda the Baby Kacheek felt a rush of excitement when she dashed down the stairs and saw presents with her name on them. Her sisters were sitting on the couch, drinking hot chocolate and eagerly waiting for her to open them. She grabbed the first box and ripped off the shiny wrapping paper.
A stunning, wide-eyed doll was staring back at her. However, Walda still managed a frown. “This is the WRONG ONE!” she yelled grumpily. “I already HAVE this one!”
“Then we’ll return it and get the right one,” suggested Chessella, her older sister.
Walda wasn’t listening; her attention was already focused on the next present. She opened the box and started whining again. “These crayons aren’t GLITTER crayons!” she complained. “I asked for GLITTER!”Another sister, Chessangie, nudged Chessella. “Why’d you get her all the wrong gifts?” the former asked.
“I can’t read her writing! She’s so young that she’s still learning how to write!”
“Stop being a brat,” grumbled Maldice, Walda’s other sister. Walda had no time for reprimands. She tore open another box and found a bag of sugary gumdrops instead. “I WANTED CHOCOLATE! WAAAHHH!”
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 A Rink Runner's Tale
It was a cold day in Happy Valley, not unlike many others this time of year. A layer of sparkly white snow covered the ground. Snowflakes flittered in the soft breeze and landed gently on the ground.
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 The Board Game Master:Part Three
Our dedicated gamer, Roobina, fought hard and fast through the Kacheekers preliminary qualification rounds. She went up against five challengers of varying degrees of difficulty and was able to fight her way to the top, defeating them all.
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 Daily Confusion
Garoodas cant move very fast but they hate it when you pick them up and start screaming at the top of their lungs.
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