Whether it makes you laugh, confuses you, or prompts you to go on a question-asking rampage, determined to find out who Chet Flash is, it is always a vital part of the Neopian Times. It really is quite an enjoyable pastime to just refresh for hours, reading all the different phrases. You may want to try it for a while. However, where did they come from? What do they mean?
The Weewoo Nest Ma says that I shouldn't sit out there for so long, since I'll catch a cold. But I told her that I haven't ever seen a cold, so how could I catch it?
Unlucky Issue Four Hundred The magazine was the four hundredth issue of "Neopia Fashion Monthly," and it lay open to the page that had just informed Phairix that her long trunk was just not "in."
The Curse: Part Eight The next day Lord Darigan arrived back again quite unexpectedly. Lockwood was, in fact, exactly in the middle of an excessively complicated spell...