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A Mynci's Guide to Beach Volleyball

I suggest warming up for a few moments, since games can get pretty intense. The best matches always seem to start just at noon, when the sun is unbearably hot.

by sweetie_me274
Questiquette

Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand!

by mamasimios
Berry Bash: A Step Back... and in the Right Direction

Berry Bash, like older games on Neopets, has no end, but simply becomes harder and harder.

by coolboy224
Top Ten Brain Substitues for Vegetarian Zombies

Remember kids, eat your veggies!

by seahorsepond
What Sort of Paintbrush Suits YOU?

Take the following quiz to find out exactly what kind of paintbrush suits YOUR personality!

by 1stlittlepig
Making Neofriends - The Courteous Way

In my opinion, to make a friend here, you need good manners and some courtesy.

by bambipurr
Sheryaya's Article: Committee and the Players

I've come to Altador to find out about conditions for the upcoming tournament.

by rypsy999
The Truth Behind the Mysterious Spacecraft

I refuse to accept the current idea that the spacecraft is simply for "observing Neopian weather."

by 07017940
Xweetok Care

When picking your Xweetok, keep in mind that they have a lot of energy to burn.

by mewmewchanbabbit
Fostering Neopets

This helping can be done in different ways. Some users just feed and play with the animals; others go as far as painting a pet.

by i_wanna_be_thatgirl
Beneath the Rocky Surface: The Interview with a Rock

A pet rock + A translator = An interview.

by yippo_yippee
Serving Up the Berries- A Guide to Berry Bash

Rufus the Kougra has a very important occupation. His job is to feed the many hungry customers...

by jillian3_3
 
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"A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the Kacheek" by spunk1
"Why? 'Why?' he asks, the hardened criminal of the day! Yes, yes, I'm sure you have your speech planned out to the last innocent plea. 'Let me play the wrongly accused, let me pretend to not even know what crime I have committed,' you have said, as I am sure you have, to yourself. Well, let me assure you, this nonsense..."




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The Story of The Usul Suspects
Watching over ten Baby Usuls was going to be difficult, especially for five hours, but if she was getting paid...

by moondog1997

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A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the Kacheek
I doubt that you have ever heard

Of a Kacheek named Mendelev...

by spunk1


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The Clash of the Titans: Part Two
Something stirred in the back of his mind, but Mr. Scary was too filled with wrath to pay any attention to it. He hissed and lashed out...

by torkie10

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Neovision Superstar: Part Three
"Anything in there about Kenneth Kyrii?" I asked, realizing that it was a Wednesday, and therefore a new copy came out. I leaned over her shoulder, but...

by sunsetneversetting

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Fashion Tip
And you thought wearables were safe! No Tonus were harmed in the making of this comic.

by iornvixen

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The Valley of Spam
...What?

by chichikokoyamma



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