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Love Chain

I challenge you to give freely to those around you. Help someone who is lost and confused. Just see how much of a difference kindness can make.

by followerofgod
The Real Motives for Happiness

Neopets might as well not exist. When was the last time you fed, groomed, or entertained your Neopet?

by deathwish98765
The Essential Feed Florg

Guaranteed to improve your Feed Florg skills.

by penguin_101_
Supply and Demand: Explained in English

We have heard of the term "Supply and Demand", but do you really know what it is? Find out!

by mary_rox_sox
Guide to Imperial Exam

The game is pretty easy to play. Look at the thought bubble of each pet. If the word is spelled correctly, press the up arrow key to let them enter the exam.

by iloveharrypotter8989
Writing Effective Trade Neomails

Neomailing is a great way to discuss potential trading deals, but do you know how to make your Neomails effective? Here are some guidelines you can follow to communicate effectively via Neomails with your trading partners and boost your chances of sealing that deal you've always wanted.

by fangsiqin1986
Caring for your Cloud Racer

There are many means to oil your Cloud Racer and each Faerie swears by a different way. The Space Faerie insists on using the finest Grundo drool, though, understandably, many people are disgusted by this.

by little_gothic_wowen
Grundos Café: An Eater's Guide on Out of This World Food

As one might have realized by now, Grundos Café doesn't exactly have the type of food you'd find in the Food Shop. In fact, this food is quite literally out of this world...

by xanax_rulz_314
Chomby Crash Comics Course

Speaking mostly as a comic critic, let's look together at just two or three aspects of a great comic.

by silverskink
New Research Reveals Hidden Dangers of Split Colour

Due to the evidence found in the split paint molecules, the scientists believe that this theory is indeed correct and that the molecules are based on good and bad...

by wildwindtornado
A Pocket Guide: Intermediate Usuki Doll Collection

In this pocket guide, I will be guiding you through the Art of Usuki Doll collection (from scratch).

by n0rik0
Everyone Benefits from Spring Cleaning!

Armed with only your wits, you must navigate your way through masses of old knickknacks from Tombola, giant kelp from Underwater fishing, and all the additional useless stuff you have no room for that has decided to take over the house...

by lupegirl10811
 
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"Astpyr and the Neocola Crisis" by qazx301
It was the hottest day of the year. I and my owner, Qazx301, sat in our Neohome, on the couch, sweating like Moehogs. The air conditioning was broken. She, at least, seemed semi-comfortable. The Neopedia was open in her lap. Having fur, I, Astpyr the green Kougra, was not only hot, but very thirsty. "Qazx," I complained, "I'm so thirsty!" She rolled her eyes...




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To Fly
But today Lolly is late. Noon has come and gone, and the Elephante still has not showed up...

by chocolateisamust

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A Different Type of Practice
The Xweetok sighed and smoothed his red fur back. "I'm not bad, but the song I'm playing is hard! I'm just not ready..."

by sunsetneversetting

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The Zap that Changed it All: Part One
He had spotted something caught on a nearby bush, blowing and fluttering in the breeze. He pulled it quickly from the leaves and let his eyes run over it. He recognized it immediately as a piece of the secret laboratory map...

by adoption_rescues

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Backfire!: Part Three
Her twin brother tried to explain. "You're not looking at the big picture. Tay's expecting some huge, overblown prank -- she won't be suspecting..."

by raizindaroof

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The Class of '08 Part Three
Who will win?

by _dead_meat_x_

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April Fool!
Ha ha, I... Oh. Never mind.

by sand_in_a_bottle



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