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	Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes! A book with a dirty sense of humour... by andypopo
	3D Kau Pop-up Card (Printable Craft) A Neopian spin on a(n animal) 3D pop-up card idea from the Internet by jaylahcat
	Coltzan's Last Words I WILL RULE AS PHARAOH!! by shellshocks
	Inside the Mind of a Lupe What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0 by stargirl089
	Blossoms~ A Day Out Part 2 I'm glad I was able to catch you in time! by twillieblossom
	The thrill of one more win Let the games begin! Art by chantili_doce by chasingshadow
	In Depth The dullest read ever... by ssjelitegirl
	It's not fair... Finally, no more omelettes! by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Puns with a Kau Holy kau, those are a lot of puns! by roxanna203
	Outburst of a loyal fan The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais by hoppip_grass
	Fountain of Youth - Part 3 Continue on with Cor the Shoyru who is on a quest for water from the fountain of youth. This changes things... by dekucorey
	A Book Worth Re-Reading The worst time to forget! by _brainchild_
	Is it lotion? I can't believe it snot lotion! by the_anonymous_ninja
	The 'Surprise' It's been 10 years since they've been home. Home, however, isn't quite how they remember it. by iluvlupes250
	Out of Line At least he's honest about their farming ethic. by narutoluvr935
	Random Oddness: Neopian Literature I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy... by mistyqee
	Star Player Older staff members hits back! by luucsg
	Wishful Thinking Today will be the day! by cherni_chuu
	My Snotty Sis: The Dress When your sister is snotty, sharing things may get messy! by __kitty__tails__
	I see When Qasala guards need glasses by tamigira
	Herding Hopes Pt 1 Wait..who is that? by speeedway
	Royal Pain: Neopian Literature Brawn over brains by winner19955
	Hansos Guide to Escaping Dungeons Once upon a time, a young and innocent Ixi... by kentuckyfrychickenrl

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"Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice" by liouchan
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion. PRIVATE SWAMP. KEEP OUT. NO TRESPASSING. Trespassers will be zapped on sight. Trespass: intransitive verb. To enter unlawfully upon the swamp of another, more specifically Sophie. To make an unwarranted or uninvited incursion into said swamp, which your incursions are guaranteed to be. So don't do that. Keeping out is exactly like coming in, except that you don't, which should be well within the realm of your capabilities. Disclaimer: the owner of the swamp declines any and all responsibility for what may happen to dunderheads...

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Learn To Code: A Lenny's Space Station Book Review
Here is my review of the five books I read, as well as one elusive, extremely rare book that I am still on the hunt for...

by superkathiee

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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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Top 5 Dance Books
That is such a NON-boring book!

by greyorangegrey

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What is my Pet Reading, Anyway?
My Tuskaninny, Jakester, is always tucked away with a book. By his count, he’s read 204 books at this point, averaging one a month over the 16.5 years he’s been alive - er, existed - so far. That’s pretty good!

by halleycat2235

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Curse Of The Kookith
Asha spent her night dreaming about all the things that had transpired over the last few months...

by zuniak

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The Adventures of Armin
This two-part series is intended as a read-along for the Hannah and the Ice Caves plot. The majority of events and dialogue are taken directly from the HATIC plot comics. Hannah and the Ice Caves was an immensely important part of my childhood. May its legacy live on. :)

by dewdropzz

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