White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 383 | 13th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Starry Stuff Sometimes, painting a petpet isn't a good idea. by marilltachiquin
	Candy Pea Tragedy Innocently packaged candy, right..? by moonlit_fantasty
	Battledome Tests Would you fight with me? Idea by spiritdweller13 by cevierakasky
	Pea Soup! Delicious pea soup! Script by instructing by amkb123s
	I Believe I Can Fly Fly like a bird. Idea by pattodrez by verob
	Sour Blue Slushie #1 Worst birthday party ever? by silver_polecat
	Neopian Philosophy Salesman. by wicked_summer
	Cheat! Spectre the Card Shark He thinks he's so great... by sloshypond
	3 Different Ways We have to wait that much for that? by gabrieldeltc
	How Rude! You look awesome! Idea by nerdytiger by misshamsterlover
	A Buzzy Life Baby paint brushes don't last long. by reppoy
	Sloth's Device Sloth gets a new toy. by yankeesrule244444456
	Frozen Yogurt II Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith... by lulu_goodyear
	Eat Your Veggies Save yourself! by gorillu
	Simply Me Regarding petpet homes... by virenn
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #1 Say it loud, say it proud by amamamole
	An Unwanted Holiday - Part 1 The adventures in the lives of one Christmas Zafara, a red Grundo, a red Blumaroo and a green Eyrie. by kattairi
	Juniper Sage #1 Researching some of Neopia's most fatal diseases. by crabcake123
	Fuzzles in the Garden I don't even have a plant to put in it! by siddiemeo
	Too Bad You win 200 Neopoints!! by pipla88
	Wicker Toilet Who on earth would want a wicker toilet? by sodapopcat4444
	Heroes Postwar dramas. by leetmango
	Black and White. Special Guest: Pink!! Really, this is supposed to not have colour, but... by fuzzymonkey31
	Batteries Not Included Muahahaha! Idea by destinationxunknown by _majestic_eagle_
	Sloth's Woes This is not a subliminal message brought to you by the meepits. Also by taz_241590 by elmisticosun
	Islander Tails ~ The astounding.... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! Captain Obvious... able to realize things 4 seconds before everyone else! Spectacular! by sethcrocodile
	Insanity to the Fullest What a great deal, too! by weezncat
	The Avvie Day! It's always a great day to gain a new shiny avvie! by sassofrasso
	The Snowager On top of the pile of treasure you see... by sogochilli
	Kacheek Tails - Appetite Manners? Patience? What are those? by kittyshootingstar
	KeyQuest Adventures ... Also by matheusiungue10 by laiomaia

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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...

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The Kacheek Siblings - More Than Just Fishing
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The Elegant and Extravagant Universe
Sloth was sad. No, not "boo-hoo, wa-ha" sad, but sad as in Seriously Addicted to Determination.

by micrody

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Top Ten Money Tree Treasures
What to look for in the midst of all the chaos.

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo

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How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special Day
Make sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up.

by petulapig

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Handed in for an English Homework: Part Three
There's a Halloween themed competition going on! Everyone's so excited! We all get pumpkins (unfortunately non-edible ones) and get to carve them however we want!

by ralph89170

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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One
It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy

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