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Top 11 Underrated Royal Girl Pets

You should really look at pet colors more often.

by flufflepuff
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the pail)*

Just when I thought my days of being my daft owner's freakish test subject were over, carrotopian has given in to her creepy fascination for any edible and drinkable Neopian items that can cause some unexpected changes to yours truly.

by carrotopian
Are You All You Can Be?

After years of playing Neopets can you honestly say you're an active and experienced neoplayer? Dare yourself to become neogreat!

by kissamus
5 Ways To Use Your Fountain Faerie Quest

She lazes around her Fountain all day, waiting for a kind Neopian to come by. When they do, she asks them to find her the item she has lost. Delight spreads across the lucky Neopian's face as they race off for the item.

by river_valley37
Adoption: Pound Chat Version

Here is a quick guide for anyone hoping to adopt a pet or just trying to familiarize themselves with the PC.

by cheriipie
Budget Weaponry

You've got eight slots for your "set" and you want to have at least the following...

by dusket
Chronicles of a Scuffed-Up Battledome Pet

Tips and lessons learned from our first war.

by shusu_chan
The Chomby Connoisseur – A Literary Guide

A critic's list of the best Chomby-centric books Neopia has to offer, catering to the introverted herbivore.

by valdeceit
The 15 Best Colors to Paint Your Chomby!

If you want to paint your new Chomby, but don't know what color, this may help!

by patspocobars
 
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"Salt Water and Soy Biscuits" by cc_coffman98
Colors are so bright on the surface. Too bright, like a stick of artificially flavored high-fructose-corn-slobber hard candy, shades of eye-searing yellow and lime. Underwater, every hue is pleasantly saturated and dimmed, suitable for your large eyes with their permanently-dilated seadweller pupils. And that's just one of the things you can think of that makes the surface...




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The Search for a Shopkeeper
Expanding my little shop to a larger affair had long been one of my dreams, but I knew I couldn't dedicate my life to it.

by chestnuttiger787

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Salt Water and Soy Biscuits
Some of them haven't even seen the ocean.

You're not sure how anything in their world can be okay.

by cc_coffman98


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A Candychan Plot: Part Four
As we slipped back down the alley, and when we paused outside the familiar door, I offered Androcles a nervous grin. He gave me a thumbs up...

by twocents

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Infinity II: Control - Part Eleven
Flicker had been waiting, itching for it all day: the chance to fight Granite without any interruptions.

by blueys45

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Too Many Buttons!
Unfortunately, he won a pink dress...

Also by guik44

by saudadesdagripe


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The Potionmaker
Magic requires careful measurements.

by fizhezy



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