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	The Worth of a Badly Named Basic Pet It was a sunny day in Neopia Central and so, I decided I would try an experiment. by miss_miku1
	Paintbrush Peculiarities Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet. by katiecoo802
	The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed! Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM? by i_heart_foxes
	Money Tree: Snipe Those Items The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots. by ohheyreplay
	An In-Depth Look At The Caption Contest A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? by moocowalex
	Mynci Beach Volleyball: The Power of the Pawkeet In this guide I will start off with the very basics of the game, then dive into the more difficult secrets you will need to know if you want to achieve that avatar or trophy. by texanrose_2000
	Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE. by greavesbaby
	Reflections from a Neopian Times Author Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer! by parody_ham

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"King Paz" by emrozi
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it? After all, if you were charged with writing the laws of Altador, you really were quite important. King Altador might hold all the power, but when he decided to issue a decree, who was the one who decided how it should be drafted? Who was the one who translated King Altador's wishes into linguistic shape, and breathed life into the law? Why—it was Pazniec...

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The Plan
I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32

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Years Ago
She didn't deserve it. Any of it.

by karen_mckenzie

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Nightfall: Part One
"Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent.

"Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan...

by havittaa

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The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Four
Before midnight that night the whole pound was buzzing with unspoken energy. Almost every pet in the building was on board with the breakout...

by supergirl1057

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The Nut Farm: At the Laboratory
Not every pet should worry about their looks...

by ramheart

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Woes of a Jelly
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