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Benefits of Mutation

Many owners would rather starve their pets than have them turned Mutant. I'm sure you would be a little creeped out by your pet's extra heads for a few weeks, but hey! Acquired taste, if I say so myself. I wouldn't mind my own little Shoyru painted Mutant! In fact, the Mutant Shoyru looks sort of cute... For years I've been trying to explain to the world that Mutant pets are not to be feared. They should be loved equally among Neopia. Not many people have listened to me. The little guys need to be defended!!! So I am going to give you 10 good reasons why you should get a Mutant Neopet...

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