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	The Legend of the Lab Ray Scientist: Part One Unlike his peers, this Scorchio embraced science and technology, and would not be bothered with what he saw as "grunt work." He longed to become the greatest inventor in all of Neopia... by chaosmage25
	Past Reflections: Part One "There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..." by smurfafied1800
	We All Had Each Other: Part One Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves... by tiger_kitty7788

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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"

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Tales of a Petpet Campfire
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody

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One Night at Midnight
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...

by puppy200010

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Skies Over Meridell: Not About Flying in the Air
An important thing to know about this game is that this is NOT Battledome In The Air. Your only attack weapons are your cannons and your only defence is simply "flying out of the way" or "dodging."

by charlixsparkles

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There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!
In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

by purplepassiony2k

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Nymph
Everyone's a critic.

by khoste

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OutOfWhack
Why you should be nice to your petpets... or something.

by bluepen

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