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Issue: 932 | 2nd day of Eating, Y23 |
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The Chet Files
My name is Lena, and I’m a journalist for The Coconut, Neopia’s best source for breaking news. We highlight the stories that no other reporters will cover, dive deep into dangerous catacombs to get first-hand interviews with petpet-loving cultists, and obtain in-depth discussions with Neopia’s famous icons; the most notable is our newspaper’s philanthropic mascot: Mr. Coconut. Today we have something even more special to share: the true identity of Chet Flash!
Have I caught your attention yet? Good. Read on to learn more.
You may have heard of Chet Flash. He’s been everywhere and nowhere. All around us, ubiquitous, but without form or feature.
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 Chet Runner
Amidst Neopian skies, some means of hover cart pierces the clouds. Its glistening grey shell emerges unscathed, save for a fine layer of moisture reflecting a dawn’s sunlight...
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The Chet Files
As of now, none of the details are agreed upon. But what we do know for sure is that he “wuz here.”
by parody_ham |
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 Chet Fae Wuz Here
If one picks up a copy of the Neopian Times or the Faerieland Gazette, one might notice that periodically, the paper prints a cryptic message that simply says “Chet Flash wuz here.”
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