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 | Draik Expectations: Part One"Because," Pharazon stood up a little straighter and puffed out his chest, "today's the day I'm going to become a Brightvale scholar."
by cosmicfire918 |  | The Iced Curse: Part One"I live where it is really cold and snowy, I can barely go outside because the wind would knock me over." I neglected to mention that it was probably my fault there were constant storms going on.
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"School, Slippers and Spills" by queen_potema
The first thing I did at 5:45 AM was roll over in order to savagely encourage my alarm clock into silence. Whose idea was it anyway to start Neoschool at 8 AM sharp? Did these people not have baby Neopets? Did they not understand the concept of 'rest'? Obviously not, because here I was, half awake at 5:47 AM, cursing the day I chose...
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Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian.
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