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The Tree of Pillar Grove: Part One

It all started with a bang.

Specifically, the bang that followed the malfunctioning of a machine somewhere in the apartment...

by blueys45

A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part One

Leglus felt like he'd been swimming for days. Xweetoks, he decided, pirate or not, were just not made to swim...

by kandeegrrl
Two Dozen Black Dresses: Part One

Prigpants and Swolthy, Tailors. The name of the store meant many things to many people: to some, it was a portent of funerals; to others, it was a sign of galas to come. To Marius Finchley, Lackey, it was a harbinger of dreadful tidings...

by emblo93
 
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"Obelisk Skirmishes"



We must never forget what happens to Neopians when we fail to join in a common cause. Neopia must understand the long-term effects of our choice to form factions against our fellow citizens. In short, we citizens of Neopia must learn to deal with the consequences of the terrible War of the Obelisk. Those consequences include the aforementioned skirmishes, as well as a vast confusion of terms among many...



Other Stories


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The Two King Plumpies
The Plumpy had stayed in the corner and didn't move. Maybe he's hungry? Jimmy thought.

by tabascosoup

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My Tiny Friend
"Give me back my glasses right now, Vector!"

Also by simies12

by amulet_strawberry


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Breakfast! Eat Like a Champion Today
It's hardly 7 NST, but already dozens of players are getting ready here in the locker rooms, and the spectators' chatter above is growing in volume as they take their seats. "How are they all so energized when the sun hasn't even come up yet?" you're probably thinking.

by mojoschweni

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Seasonal Foods of Neopia: Vegetables
If you're a health nut like me, you know that fruits and vegetables are very important in your diet.

by blessed_faerie

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Neological
"Clearly, there was a flaw in the design process..."

by nintendologist

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*Face Palm* 4
Your toys are everywhere.

Idea by bananerr

by glitterrpop




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