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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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Taking Over Neopia



The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...



Other Stories


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A Day of Appreciation
"Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want."

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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Book Learning
But Trina was not happy. And it was all because she was born as a Faerie Aisha.

by spotlightstarzafara

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The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. Sloth
Dr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination!

by cardsperson_ii

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A Special Sloth Day
Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself!

by babygirl122187

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Spooky
Best tasting medicine, ever!

by ghostkomorichu

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Chiavore: Part 2
How many Chias could a Chiavore eat? Part 2

by frozenicicles



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