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Issue: 460 | 10th day of Gathering, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 13 Should have thought of that sooner. by buizelmaniac
	Powdered Sugar (6) IGNORANCE IS BLISS. by foxity
	Hoopla: Mr. Coconut GOOD NIGHT! by _pokemon12_63
	Team Mayhem Baldness Epidemic! Idea by bilked by dark_moon_blossom
	Speak No More: Grey Give someone you love a hug today. Go ahead, make their day. by laehlani
	The Mysterious Cave I'm going inside. Idea by solight_king by lilyed
	Neopian Neophyte - Poke it witih a Stick! What happens when you don't have a stick? by leedom111
	Seeing Color Maybe it's better if he doesn't read... so often. by tune_heart
	Random Events: Those Petpets... Just kidding. by virusus
	Half Empty Warning: cuteness can be hazardous to your health. by panther_puma
	Faerie Quest! So, exactly HOW do you get to Faerieland? by tsuki_the_noodle
	Korbatty 6 Matfruw's Experiment by halloweenkomoris
	Dancing Faerie EXCUSE ME?!? by tammytas
	Breezy: Secret Weapon Always have one on hand. by breeze_chaser
	Woodland Troubles This isn't supposed to happen, right?! by hist0riegirl
	AFK Gamers "How'd you like to be painted MAGMA?!" by kukyomisimi
	The Mysteries of Neopia I wonder... by nickie991
	Having a Grey Day sigh by pdonkeh
	The Snowager ROOOOAARRR!!! by thorndie
	3 Royals plus 1 Yes! I got a treasure from you! And everyone has to know!~~~ by white_tiger0226
	Oasis Let's hope we get the avatar before then... by stepheny101
	Cheesy Jokes! Dung! by cheesetwo__ff
	Sibling Rivalry Hee hee hee! by g_mmmonster
	Faerie Fables: Part 1 of 4 Tooth Faerie by purplebee2000
	Aiheli's Visit to the Hospital What seems to be the problem? by rythiel
	Starry Frowny Comics #1 Turmy could always tell... by lutarilovesyou
	Picture IMperfect: I Spy Something with... by davy_jones13
	Beyond Crazy... Sponge Vampire Bunny by anhong_12
	Tell It Like It Is You're only ever really there for one of a few reasons. by flutterby_faellies
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 2) You two wait here... Apologies to dellman5 and molapas for my sluggishness. by hubadawaha
	Ahh, Those Quests... Don't you just love quests? (: by passingover
	Light House Life A what? by louishooper
	Playing With Food Even food has feelings! Keep it happy! by mythical_book
	Winding Down - Magma Pool Guard You'd go a little crazy too! by zim_ii
	Om Nom Nom! glare by _kyndle
	The Esophagor The Esophagor is hungry... What will happen when two Pea pets come across him? by drgntrs
	OMGZZ It's Coltzan's Shrine! by 0mgzz
	Neopests #1 A.... cool weapon? by mixmatched
	That One Time It's all up to them, now. by taiiyuto
	The Misfits Into the depths of the Tyrannian jungle... by macabrekitten

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"Paintbrush Palaver" by georgia7000_8_8_8
My heart sank. Both items were too expensive. I had always wanted to be painted Island or Plushie, but eventually I realised that a paintbrush would be too much to ask for when there are four Neopets in the house. I then set my hopes on a morphing potion- I had wanted to be a Koi for years...

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Sunny and the Sea Salt Butter
Sea salt butter?...Yum!

by sunrae55

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Saving the Wheels
Cheikz and his sisters are coming to Save the Wheels!

by bluerang1

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Flotsams of Neopia
I thought that I would introduce you to one of the most interesting species that live in Neopia - the Flotsams.

by kalkatak

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A Scaredy Acara's Guide to World Challenges
The aim of this guide is to show EVERYBODY that they can take part in World Challenges and come away with a piece or two of the maps, getting that much closer to their desired Draik Morphing Potion, Shenkuu Inspired Parasol, Plushie Paint Brush, or *insert dream here*.

by painless_j

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Breaking News: Part Three
Peter subconsciously straightened his tie. "The editor felt certain stories I had been working on weren't in the paper's best interests."

by herdygerdy

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Avey's Castle of Hope: Part Two
"Can you give me a hint?" Avey asked, for she loved surprises.

by puppy_girl252

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