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One-Way Letters to Emma

"How have you been? I know it's been a while since we last talked..."

by hidden_0_o
Born to be Wild

"But you're a princess. Princesses don't roar."

"They do if they want to."

by skittyfan100

The Blue Screen of DEATH!

Aristotle A. Avinroo bit his lip and squinted.

by chimp_chicken_fish
"You are what you eat."

If you're new to Neopia or have recently noticed the abundance of edible pets, you may be wondering to yourself how they all came to be.

by emilees
There's Something in Sakhmet

Alxindor stared at the shopkeeper in disbelief. He hadn't brought that sort of money with him...

by neeraline
An Old Lupe's Adventure

The second the paint brush hit the ground, his haggard old bones began to move. But, alas, he was too slow...

by mrs_harder
Flying's Not For Everyone

Most families did not have a regular use for a tarpaulin.

by partonsvite
Fiorina's Dream

The children would always play from noon to dusk in the dusty old field, and it was their haven...

by lux_aeterna1234
A Day at the National Neopian

"I don't believe I've ever seen you here in the National Neopian. Would you like to set up an account with us?"

by someguy_1000
A Single White Ghostkerscarf

I was flying my usual after dinner route when the poor fellow flew right into me. We lost a bit of altitude as we struggle to right ourselves and distinguish scales from feathers.

by rs_rbn
The Bookshop Owner's Daughter

"Who will take care of the book shop in my old age?" he asked. "Besides," he added, "guards aren't paid very much anyway."

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro

Journal of a Disgruntled Crew Member

Have yet to find any land. I'm sure the captain would be much better at his job if it weren't fer all this fog.

by maraqua_berry
 
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Blumaroo Day in Style



The biggest day in every Blumaroo's calendar is fast approaching; a day that revels in the greatness of our bouncy friends. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the one time a year where everything else is abandoned in the celebration of the delightful Blumaroo! If you are unfamiliar with this species of Neopet, please feel free to read...



Other Stories


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Fancy A Game?
Why don't you drop by and see if he wants to play? His favorite game is Dice-A-Roo, a magnificent game that really tests your luck!

by kazeblaze120

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Blumaroo: Celebrating Blumaroo Day in Style
The biggest day in every Blumaroo's calendar is fast approaching; a day that revels in the greatness of our bouncy friends.

With help from kirsty_to_stay

by blackfriar


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The Jewel of Maraqua: Part Two
"Without the Jewel," the King began, "Neopia's oceans will not survive."

by blazingcatwings

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They Think it's All Over: Part Three
Jennings sighed. "The public will need to be told before then. You will need to make an announcement."

The Judge snorted. "And start a riot?"

by herdygerdy


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Bread and Butter
You are what you eat - part 2

by _epiphany_

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NapTime 2
Apple bobbing, anyone?

by sleepywalnut



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